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6/29/2015 1:24:37 AM
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*I grin*
[b][i]I'm crazier than you think. [/i][/b]
*I pull my Incendiary grenade, and wait a few seconds, then Roll it into the storm of Thermite*
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[quote]Oh fu-[/quote] *I turn around just in time to take the explosive spell to my chest, still sending me out of the air. I fall to the ground like an angel falling from its paradise, hitting the strange purgatory of deceased insects* *The thermite storm immediately rushes at you, forming into an intertwining DNA helix that binds your avatar* [quote]Eat this, Chaos Cock.[/quote] *Electromagnetic fields drop just as the internal primer detonates through my neural implants. The thermite tower encasing you goes off, the explosion known well enough as it melts through the chaos energy like it melts through steel beams. The rest of the damage is determined by how much you and Chaos Cock can take*
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*The avatar collapses* *I land* Zeta? [i]Yes?[/i] Prep the speed and strength module. [i]Okay. [/i] *I roar at you, then fake a punch to the face while hitting you in the chest where my spell hit, using the speed and my super strength module*
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*Your hand almost gets through my plating, but once again just dents the cobalt Phoenix emblem inwards. Ironic* [quote]Like I said before. You're not going anywhere.[/quote] *I'm sent almost flying backwards from the mere force of your punch, but my mechanical arms glint in the eerie light of the Duat before the top two stab into your shoulders. The bottom two stab into your ankles, successfully grappling you to me from a distance* *I draw Blood Ribbon in a quick reverse grip, holding it like some huge knife. Putting one hand on the pommel, I drive the Marauder's sword through your right calf. To top it off, I pull out Blood Ribbon and jam a Bowie knife into your already damaged right leg, but this one going through your foot. I leave it there as my spears throw you away from me*
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*I draw my sword and take a swing at your neck, but then feint down to your chest, leaving a red mark on your armor, and it starts to corrode though the metal* There's more than one kind of liquid I store in these. *I pull out the knife, and then throw it in the river of red*
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[spoiler]Wow, this is totally a coincidence. I'm listening to a shuffled playlist and The Phoenix came on.[/spoiler] *I already feeling the corrosive fluid burning into my flesh, some of it hopefully stopped by my Kevlar vest under the 'suit* *Wasting no time, the jetpack gives its wonderful charge up and I fly past you, spinning. As I begin to pass you, time seems to stop for me. Heartbeat slows and blood flow stagnates as I put my right hand on the grip of the sheathed katana, and I begin to draw it; its burning edge already filling the area with blue light* *Time resumes for me again just as I twirl and draw my katana at the same time, leaving a wide S cut across your armour. The momentum and close vicinity allow me to cut deep, tearing through armour and flesh alike with my superheated edge* *I land with my back turned to you, already sheathing my blade. The napalm inside your wound burns into the parted muscle, boiling blood and charring metal* *With one final and slight push, I sheath the entire katana just as the thermite internally cut into you goes off from beneath your armour, unrestricted by shields due to its explosive origin beneath your armoured plating*
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*I fly back, then say* Zeta? I'm going to give you precise instructions. [i]Got 'em. Activating healing unit, prepping bubble shield and speed module.... We're ready. [/i] Okay.... *A bubble shield forms around you, yet you can't exit it* *I speed up and enter the bubble shield, punching you while running, I exit out the other side while you slam against the wall of the shield* *I repeat this process for 5 minutes, before the bubble shield collapses, and I slow down*
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[quote]Oh... Shi--///ERROR[/quote] *I lie on my back, looking at the hazy sky above the arcane beach. Blood pours from most of my joints, and my mechanical limbs lie limp-like on the ground yet still attached to me* [quote]I told an old girlfriend this once. I do everything--//ERROR// better the second time. Remember that nice slash I just gave you? The wound is like the first effect of a black mamba's venom, paralyzing. The explosion is like the second effect; its intense pain being unmatched. The third and final is usually death when the poison gets deep into your system. You feel anything... In that cut? Anything else moving?[/quote] *Holding an armoured hand in front of my face, I look at it with a bloody smile. I close the hand just as the thermite that burrowed itself deeper into your body begins to burn at a high temperature, slow and painful* *Instead of detonating it like an explosion, I let it burn inside your body at an incomprehensible temperature because I'm too lazy to translate Celsius to Fahrenheit. It's -blam!-ing hot, there*
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[spoiler]Kek at that last part. [/spoiler] AHHHH!!! [i]Diverting all power into healing unit. [/i] [b]Okay, Kyle. Listen. Just finish him before he finishes you. [/b] Gotcha. *I slowly walk over to you, and grab you by the throat, lifting you up* Lights out. *I punch you in the face, chaos energy imbued with my fist*
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*You crush the ocular light at the front of my helmet, but not much more. That was a lie, because you just made my own helmet's metal shred and tear into my face* [quote]Coming in close again? Ballsy--///ERROR[/quote] *The hydraulic limbs jump to life as they stab into your arms and legs. With a jolt, I draw Blood Ribbon and stab it through the hand holding my throat* [quote]Time to triple the pot and up the ante. [/quote] *My spears dislodge from your body to allow me to turn my back to you. They pin you by your limbs once more, stabbing and jumping back at you like a striking snake* *I draw my katana again, the blade already burning with its napalm and thermite mixture. Armour around my stomach retracts, leaving a vulnerable are* *The spears bring you closer to me. To the point of your body touching my back* *I plunge the fiery sword into my stomach at an upwards angle, going through both my body and yours as it impales us both. Call me Billy Maes, because there's more* *From the back of my shoulders, two large thermite clouds spray from them in the shape of large "wings" coming from me. As the sword enters your body, you feel the area around you get hotter and hotter until two wings made out of pure blue fire sprout from my back. They burn brightly... And ignite the thermite wings that are encasing both of your sides* *With a flaming sword in your chest as well, the thermite hazes around you go off point blank as your pinned to my back, hopelessly burned and blown up*
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*I struggle,and then scream* [b][i][u]THE POWER OF APOPHIS WILL PREVAIL!!!![/u][/i][/b] *A wave chaos energy erupts from around me, sending you back, and I turn into a giant snake again* [b][i][u]THERE'S MORE BITCH!!!![/u][/i][/b] *My fangs start dropping a red liquid, and I bite your leg and retract, and you're unable to move your leg* *As I retract, you see a long black scorch mark on the back of the snake* *I smack you into the river*
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[spoiler]Shit, did not see this. I knew it got buried.[/spoiler] [quote]You're not much without your snake friend, right?[/quote] *My jetpack propels me out of the red river and straight towards your scorched back, but hovering over to make sure I don't use my damaged leg* *I draw my katana again and point it downwards with the grip high and close to my head. A vortex of nano-thermite begins swirling around my blade as I drive it downwards into the snake, the grey dust creating an explosive lance of blue fire that runs through your huge body. The line of detonations rip through your chaos form as I withdraw my blade. I bring out another "Willy Pete" grenade and jam it into the exploded wound, leaving the smoke to asphyxiate you inside the avatar* *The thermite and the smoke obliterate and choke the massive snake from the inside as I fly backwards*
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*I dispel the avatar, switching to California's equipment, focus all power until one giant bolt of lightning that strikes your vest, as I draw my pistol and fire at the same spot*
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[quote]Agent California. Missouri's wife. Kid lost it when she died in the crossfire. Made him weak. Prone to anger. Grieving turned to a roiling bitterness; his personal loss seeping into his very being. We need soldiers. Not psychos.[/quote] *Thermite walls erect themselves to shield me from the bullets. They dissipate, leaving your ammunition in the whirling grey winds* *At this point, I am no stranger to pure lightning attacks. Experienced by Jay in my battle with him on Terra, I became familiar with the jolts of erratic and burning pain and numbed it with a mix of pure will and Cindot's enhancement concoction* *A wall of thermite rises in front of me in the shape of cover, and I roll into it. I throw a flashbang in front of you and behind you and begin unloading my M1911 from behind cover*
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*I strafe to the left using the jetpack, looking away from the flashbangs* *Teleport about 60 feet away from you* Zeta? [i]Yes. [/i] Is the TDU functional? [i]Yes...[/i] Activate it. [i]Yes sir. [/i] *All of the sudden, I'm right there, and you feel extremely sharp pain in your neck area* *Then, the world seems go back to normal, and I'm back to 60 meters away, holding. strange looking gun into hand*
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[quote]Please don't tell me that's a dart gun. That's just stupid if it is.[/quote] *The grey walls shift to turn into a dozen of grey spears, all levitating with their tips facing you* *They all fire simultaneously at you, with each spear detonating on impact. More fill their place, creating an explosive hail of grey spears like rain from the dark heavens*
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*I pull the trigger, and a ear-shattering sound is emitted* YOU HEAR THAT? I SHUT OFF MY BEARING IN MY HELMET! SO YOU AN HEAR THIS, BUT I CAN'T! *The sound gets more and more intense, your nose and ears start to bleed*
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*Ignoring the ringing pain, I fly over to you with my jetpack and kick the gun out of your hand* [quote]HEAR THE MUSIC, BITCH![/quote] *I bring my hands to your helmet and activate my flamethrowers, superheating the metal* *My bladed mechanical limbs fan out in an X formation behind my back and point their spears at you, ready to retaliate if you try anything*
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*Without saying a word, I deploy my bubble shield, then teleport back* *I sheathe the machine* [i]Di Immortales![/i] *I throw my helmet off, Zeta appears* [i]What are you-[/i] I know what I'm doing. Zeta, get ready. [i]You're thinking something stupid. [/i] That's what I live to to do. *I focus, and chaos energy firms around my palms* *I then Throw two orbs of chaos at you, they but your hands, forming chains out of energy* *I rush to and dig a syringe of Cazador Venom into your neck*
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[quote]Still an idiot as always.[/quote] *Sighing with disappointment, the four spears all stab at you in unison. One catches the wrist holding the venom, while two others dig into your collarbone and lift you up. The final spear begins stabbing you repeatedly in the stomach*
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*As CT's equipment fades out, I run up from behind and slice the spears off and kick you in the back, following up with 6 more rounds from my revolver to your back*
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*The bullets bounce off due to my heavily armoured back. The final two mechanical arms pick up the Energy Sink Spear and the Red Spear, ensuring that I have weapons against both energy and magic* *A thermite "circle" swirls around me, thickening to form a ring that engulfs you in it as well* *The thermite knocks you off balance, making sure that you're the real one and heating up to 2000 degrees Celsius*
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*I start to struggle and squirm, then manage to teleport away* -blam!-, that took a lot of concentration. Texas' equipment, now! [i]On it. [/i] *I turn invisible* *4 loud bangs are heard as a four .50 Caliber depleted uranium sabot rounds collide with your weakened are of the chestplate*
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*One of the three rounds enters my chest after the sustained damage* [quote]How the hell are my attacks not effecting you? Really, I'm surprised you've been able to take multiple explosions and burns... But it's time to turn up the heat.[/quote] *Grey dust erupts into a storm around me, outlining your figure. The air around you heats up to 6000 degrees Celsius, superheating your armour and turning it into your own burning coffin*
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Shit... Apophis... [b]On it. [/b] *The armor opens up, and I shoot out, an avatar the size of my normal body forming around me midair, as I land* And to answer your question? I have a really high tolerance for pain. *I then teleport using Chaos energy. Appearing behind you and throwing a knife made of chaos at the back of your neck, as it hits and severs your brains communication to the rest of your suit*
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[quote]God damn it, Berrigan![/quote] *I pull out the red knife with ease, the tip just scratching my metal spinal cord* [quote]Never assume. I have neural implants put DIRECTLY in my skull... It came with the surgery when I joined Venom. But your AI on the other hand...[/quote] *B-BOOM, the jetpack reaches a speed that almost breaks sound from one second to another, heading straight for you. I appear on the other side, holding my katana* [quote]Now if I'm not mistaken-- AI units are located on the back of the neck for your type of armour.[/quote] *Although you can only feel it and not see it, the bloody and charred slash my sword made into the back of your neck begins to slowly heat up; its like a microwave activating inside there* [quote]I would really rather not do this, but I'm going to fry Zeta if you activate any more armour abilities. No hard feelings, of course. But that thermite is gonna blow the little chip- and possibly a good portion of your neck- sky high if you activate any more Freelancer tech. Now that just leaves Chaos Cock.[/quote]
