Just look at the deceptive little asshole, with it's little heart on there, trying to lure you into it's delicious flavor and addictive little shit!
Not only is it super delicious, it's everywhere! All over the damn shelves of my house, all over people's mouths, all over the trucks going by me! They're taking over, but I know how to stop them! Oh yes, I know....
We need to ban them from Bungie! Before they spread... Ban them all.... Oh yes.... Ban all peanut butter infested rat holes! I must speak to a ninja about these little assholes trying to make me eat them all up.... Recon!!!! Stahp lurking! Loan me your banhammer plox?
Pleeeeeeease? I'll be gooooooood..... Well... Not to peanut butter...
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Edited by Nobody: 6/28/2015 10:55:28 PM
Started a new topic: Would you lick my spoon(42 Replies))
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Arachibutyrophobes every are signing this
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Stop Oppressing Me
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must be jelly cause jam don't shake...
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Like my peanut butter like I like my newly born children [spoiler] In the trash can [/spoiler]
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Alton Intensifies...
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jelly > peanut butter
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[spoiler]No[/spoiler] [spoiler]U[/spoiler]
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So should you.
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But it's sooooo good
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Topkek
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 6/28/2015 10:54:49 PMI'm allergic, so I'm good with this.
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Whenever I open a fresh jar of peanut butter I find it hard to destroy the perfect surface of the peanut butter.
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NUUUUUUUUUU
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Save me. Save me from nutty death!
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You need to check your food privilege.
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I don't think my problem is too bad. I only need at least 1 IV connected to me at all times to inject peanut butter into my blood stream otherwise I'll die without it. My body basically runs on the stuff now it's so cool.
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Kek. This entertained me, 10/10 Emma.
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Silver plz
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I formed a horrifying face in the jar. I put the lid on and waited for the next person to open it.
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Liiiiiiiiiioiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssss
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It's one of the most sickly things I've ever tasted!
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I don't like peanut butter so this is fine by me.
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[quote]all over people's mouths [/quote] <3
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[b]I command the flood to make references to Peanut butter in their posts for the rest of the day.[/b]
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I like buttered peanuts better