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6/28/2015 5:07:28 AM
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DESTINY WEAPONS WITH HILARIOUS NAMES

I got inspired to make this after i got a gun called the nifty biscuit. what are, in your opinion, the funniest gun names in destiny?

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  • These are my favourite: [b]HEAVY WEAPONS[/b] Formerly Penitent Happy Boomer "You just gotta do what you love" Horologium Lacerta Unfriendly Giant "Unfriendly is a bit too harsh, he's just shy" Red River Mk.40 ;) [b]PRIMARY WEAPONS [/b]Backhanded Compliment "You look good in red" Gallow's Cure "It might just save your neck" Hopscotch Pilgrim Heaven Can Wait "There's still work for us in Hell" Problem 78F "Cabal military codes allegedly refer to 'death by multiple gunshots' as 'Problem 78, Subsection F' " Pickpocket Saint NIFTY_BISCUIT Crackerjack.beta Sir Isaac "What comes up must go down" [b]SPECIAL WEAPONS[/b] Agnes lll "Old Agnes says that this is no world for half measures" Angelic Acid Avenue A "Looks like that poor fella took a wrong turn" Crash Casket 81 "Press here to fill shallow graves" Double Nickel "A blunt reminder that this particular room belongs to you" Feral Spark FR6 "Foaming at the mouth" LOCKJAW "Leave them speechless" I PROTEST "It's DISGRACEFUL!" That Beautiful Glow "Don't go into the light" Snakebite Surgeon "The venom numbs the burn" Prism Schism "Just look at all the pretty lights!" [b]SHIPS [/b]Dream Eater "I think she's hungry" Flexible Moral Compass "You need one in the Crucible" Manus Celer Dei (The Quick Hands of God) "NON FACETE NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERINAEUM" (Don't make us kick your ass) Made of Shakespeare Little Light "That's not funny" Gloriole Jump ;) Gliding Hermitage "A place for solitude - just you, your thoughts, and the minifridge" Shark Whisperer "No, ship, that's not a seal..." Seraphim Toaster "Angels are a navigational hazard"

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  • Edited by Cepaceous: 6/29/2015 10:35:26 PM
    The descriptions on the 2nd generation hunter armor called Kali GNT scout rig Helmet: I am Kali GNT skull mount. Let us find prey. Gauntlets: I am Kali GNT agressive handshake. Pleased to meet you. Chest: I am Kali GNT wearable bunker. I have a doctorate in terminal ballistics. Boots: I am Kali GNT tactical tread. What's on your mind?

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  • Timur's Rash

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  • The backhanded compliment. Was definitely my favorite and would still have it it I had the space..

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  • The Ass Factory

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  • I can't remember what the scout rifle was , and I know this isn't completely on topic but I seen a quote on one that said 'take two to the head and call me in the morning' One of the funniest things I've seen from this game.

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    • There is a rare hand cannon called Backhanded Compliment. It's description is "You look good in red" xD not the funniest but just so badass when I read it in like a mafia voice xD

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    • Super Good Advice

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    • I got a sniper called "The Violator". One of the funniest I've seen.

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    • Not a gun but my ship is called Gloriole Jump.

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    • My friend got one called spare change XD

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      • Ash Factory...or shall we call it Ass Factory

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      • BIG RIG XXL

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      • They should rename the suros regime "this gun used to be the shit"!

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        • I don't know of any guns with funny names but I did the kellhunters hood for my hunter and its description read," My plan to be kell: The fallen seem to like violence and capes. I'm very violent and I found this cape.

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        • Hopscotch pilgrim and the 55A-Allfate

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          • Doctor Nope

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            • Zombie Apocalypse WF47 ...

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