A Englishman, Frenchmen, Mexican, and American are all riding in a plane together. The plane starts going down, the pilot comes on the comms and says:"The plane is going down there are only two parachutes, and I'm taking one. You can find out who gets the other parachute." And jumps out. The Englishman, sacrificing himself, jumps out the plane saying:"long live the queen"! The Frenchmen, inspired by the Englishman, jumps out and screams "Vive La France!" The American then goes to the door and says "Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Mexican out. I'm sorry