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Your mum
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why do you want to stay away from the Templar because it has harpies ......
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Knock knock. Who is there? Glow! Glow who? Glowhoo! [spoiler]hahahahahahaha[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOK so the templar and crota meet then crota finds out that crota is just the opposite of the templar and gets really sad and kills himself on his own sword then onyx gets pissed at the templar not us and the templar gets murdered by
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All of bo burnhams jokes that's my joke If you want to watch so of his things go on YouTube and search it
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I'd tell you a joke, but I Phogoth it.
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There is an American, a French, a Chinese, and a Mexican eating burgers in a limo. French says,"we don't need these in our country!". He throws the burger out the window. Chinese says,"we don't need these in our country!". He throws the burger out the window. American says,"we don't need these in our country!". He throws the Mexican out the window
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So a man walk into a bar and falls down....
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I told my dad to embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged me and my sister.
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Edited by ThinkGod: 7/14/2015 10:36:01 PMSo a father and his son are walking through a park. The son sees a butterfly. He smashes it. The father then says "No butter for 2 weeks!" They keep walking. The boy then sees a honeybee. He smashes it. The father says "No honey for 2 weeks!" They then go home. When they get home the mom sees a cockroach. See smashes it. The son then says to the father "Do you want me to tell her or you?"
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your love life
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A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitations, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small pen*s. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.” The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. “Gee, Mom,” he exclaimed. “For me?” “Just take two,” the mother replied. “The rest are for your father.”
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1 ReplyDark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
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Why cant an orphan play baseball? He cant find home
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A Titan, warlock and hunter walk into a bar. The Hunter dies, the warlock dies, and the Titan says ouch.
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A funny joke. Bu dum tisssss
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Why do Titans eyes hurt so much? Because they can't blink. Bu dum tissss
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Wanna hear a nechrocasm joke? Oh wait, it would have zero impact on your sense of humor !
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[quote]Destiny will have an emersive story[/quote]
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Edited by iRodneyCancler_: 7/13/2015 1:31:49 PMI like the part where the dog dies
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My nipples hurt
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Have you been shopping lately? They're selling lives at the mall; you should get one
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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Is that a Kell running? Better go Ketch it!
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Who supplies the cabal with their armor and weapons? Tony Sta'ark heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy