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Edited by FoMan123:
6/26/2015 5:43:49 AM
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Giving away 10 blacksmith shaders for the funniest joke
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[quote]GO![/quote] Closed
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Edited by SpaceTimeKitty: 9/2/2015 12:51:54 PMAn Awoken couple and a Human couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things. Finally, the subject of sex comes up. "Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Human. "Pretty much the way you do," responded the Awoken. Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Human and the male Awoken go off to a bedroom where the Awoken strips. He's got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow. "What can you do with THAT!?" exclaims the woman. "Why?" he asked, "What's the matter?" "Well," she replied, "it's nowhere near long enough. It'll never reach!" "No problem," he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long. "Well," she said. "That's quite impressive, but it's still pretty narrow." "No problem," he said again and started pulling his ears. With each pull his member grew wider and wider until the entire measurement was extremely exciting to the woman. "Wow!" she exclaimed as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love. The next day the couples rejoined their normal partners and went off together. As they walked along the Human male said, "Well, was it any good?" "I hate to say it," she said, "but it was really wonderful. How about you?" "Well," he said, "It was the weirdest thing. She kept slapping me on the forehead and pulling my ears all night."
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What did the guardian say to his dinklebot? [spoiler]“Rust in peace.”[/spoiler]
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What is a exo's favorite type of music? [spoiler]Heavy metal![/spoiler]
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what do you call a table with a wobbly leg [spoiler]a breakfast table[/spoiler]
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How do you get baby oil? Depends on how hard you squeeze the bastards =P
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2 Replies*Noob just unlocked the crucible* *he walks up to Lord Shaxx* G:"Lord Shaxx, what is the point of the crucible? To me it's just a bunch of guardians killing each other. *music from the cinematic after level two when you talk to speaker* *In a proud voice* S:"To test the limits of the heroes that protect our city. For them to test their mettle, learn each others battle tactics, and to strengthen their fighting ability, their light, and everything else." G:"Umm, OK then." *guardian walks away* *Titan Vanguard Commander Zavala overheard and walks up to Shaxx* Z: *chuckles* "Did he fall for it?" S: "Of course he fell for it! But seriously, do they think it's fun just standing, rarely selling weapons? No, anyone will die of boredom. It feels great no one knows what I really do." *Shaxx claps and down comes a TV* *The TV shows a hunter getting pummeled by a titan using shoulder charge as the titan says "This should charge your batteries! And the hunter says EVERY -BLAM!-ING TIME!!!* *They both laugh like crazy* *On the TV, a warlock comes, but the titan kills him and starts teabagging a storm, but the warlock activates self res and kills the titan, and as he goes down he says "EVERY -BLAM!-ING TIME!!!* *Warlock vanguard Ikora Rey comes* I: "What are you two weirdos laughing about? I'm trying to study!" *She sees the TV* I: "Oh, is that it? Hey Cayde! Bring some popcorn!" *Cayde comes in with the popcorn* S: "Hey Dead orbit Future war cult and New Monarchy! We are watching crucible! Wanna come?" D.O.: Of course we know that! We can hear you all the way over here you stupid excuses for vanguards! *silence* D.O.: " I mean, we would love to! Do you have popcorn? C: "Yes, I'm always ready with some pop." *All the factions come* N.M.: "We will bet 10,000 Glimmer on the Warlock!" D.O.: "Quiet! We will bet 15,000 on the warlock!" F.W.C: "We will bet 500,000 on the titan." Z: "You have way too much money." *On the TV, here is a titan in the crucible alone in a room. He looks around, and brings out a dead smartphone. He looks around again and slams it against his shoulder, and the shoulder charge charges his phone, and he plays on it* *Shaxx beckons everyone to be quiet, and pulls out a mic from the TV.* S: "NO PHONES IN THE CRUCIBLE!!" *The titan jumps and he accidentally throws the phone off a cliff* At the end, the titan wins! Meanwhile, the lonely cryptarch decrypts an legendary engram into a rare toaster, and says Roses are red, your item is blue, your engram was purple, it sucks to be you!
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Douche bag asked me fav sekcs position I said 'Ask your Mum she'll know' ;)
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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
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[i]Barrack Obama[/i]
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1 ReplyWhy was thorn called there because only pricks use it
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This thread
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Why is called da taken because is takes all are money
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This is a American pizza joke. What kind of pizza does skolas like? [spoiler]Red [i]Baron[/i][/spoiler] What do you call a guardian with a shotgun? [spoiler]A sniper[/spoiler]
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I have this This Asian friend his name is UG LEE
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If this comp is still going on... Why do females have trouble telling distances? [spoiler]because there always told 6 inches...[/spoiler]
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Yo momma so fat when she goes to tower lord Shaxx says " Your're crushing them!"
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Edited by neerajnikhil: 8/24/2015 5:20:35 PMWhat is always on your side? Answer: Nation Wide
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People trying to get the blacksmith shader[spoiler]badum tsss[/spoiler]
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo [spoiler]a pouch potato [/spoiler]
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Why did suzy drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. A dyslexic man walks into a bra Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am a dog How many billionaires does it take to make a hero? 3, 2 to die, and 1 to always remember. (Batman joke) If you really have blacksmith shader codes, I'd appreciate it if you gave me one good sir.
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What's will smith - blacksmith I'm not racist I'm just think of a a joke while men in black is on
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Yo momma so nasty she sucked your dad off before she kissed you good night.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.
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3 RepliesEdited by DedRedHed: 7/6/2015 6:58:08 PMWhat's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?[spoiler]you can hang the picture with one nail. ( I know I'm going to catch hell for this one...)[/spoiler]
