I was walking in the woods, there was no one around and my phone was dead. out of the corner of my eye I spotted him... Shia LaBeouf. he was following me - about thirty feet back. he got down on all fours and broke into a sprint. He was gaining on me! Shia LaBeouf... I was looking for my car but I was all turned around - he was almost upon me now and I could see there was blood on his face, [i]my god[/i] there was blood EVERYWHERE! now it's dark and I seemed to have lost him, but I was hopelessly lost myself; stranded with a murderer I crept silently through the underbrush. "Aha!" in the distance, a cottage with a light on - hope! I moves stealthily towards it... but my leg "AGGH!" it was caught in a bear trap! [b]*then I woz ded*[/b]