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Post the Craziest WTF Stories

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  • Edited by holic: 6/25/2015 1:22:10 PM
    [u]Summer of 2011[/u] About eight friends and myself are walking to a field to get a game of kickball and/or baseball started. The field is across a road but for some reason the road was incredibly busy that day; there were no opportunities for all eight of us to run across. My buddy Isaac told us that a path behind an abandoned laundromat leads to the end of the road where we can cross there because it's much less busy. The laundromat was a long while away and the road calmed down but we were close enough that we kept walking towards it anyway. It was about 7:30 PM so it was still light-ish outside. We still had to consider being quiet because if anyone saw eight boys going behind an abandoned laundromat, they would surely have some kind of suspicion. We got to the laundromat and we sent our friend Thomas to check out the path incase there was something there we shouldn't mess with. He went, and he came back with a tomato face and said one thing: "Go -blam!-ing see it for yourself.". We all looked and it was probably the most funny, most embarrassing thing we've ever seen. It was [b]one of the cringe kids/social outcasts from our school getting a rimjob from his ogre girlfriend.[/b] All eight of us bursted out laughing so hard we were crying. The two kids jumped and got the hell out of the path. Then we went along the path and towards the field to play kickball. My team won because I'm -blam!-ing awesome. That path is now called, "The Rim". We see the kids at school and we always laugh. Sure it got spread around and a buttload of people know (I wasn't the one to spread it) but that's what you get when you're caught getting your ass eaten in an alleyway by a fat bitch. [b]TL;DR:[/b] Read the bold. [b]EDIT 1:[/b] Added a [b]TL;DR[/b]

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