The other day i saw a lvl 7 running around with like a 360 grimore. He smelled like newborn puppy breath and his white armor was soooooo cute. I invited him to my fireteam and he joined. We ran around and I kept picking up patrol missions and finishing them for him when I'm not even sure if he got anything from them. I had to do the 10 hive majors bounty so i was going to that basement, you know the one. He decided to follow me and I laughed watching him get destroyed by the hive knight. I would revive him and then sit down and watch his bullets bounce off the majors. Good times. After I got my bounty done we did some more patrols, I carried him through a public event, showed him to a few ghosts and watched him point and dance everytime I pulled a gun he had never seen before. Then I took him into Dock 13 and stopped right in the middle of the lvl 1 dregs and watched him battle them relentlessly. That's when the Queenbreaker showed up. I was laughing hysterically every time I revived him and he frantically tried to run before and the queenbreaker anally molested him without mercy. To his credit he only quit after like the 6th or so revive. Its a tough world out there kid, get your weight up.