658. To gather the summoning salts
1. To chant in Latin to summon a light changing sucubus
1. To cast protective wards to stop God from disrupting the summon
1. To tell Christians they aren't summoning satan
1. To keep cthulu from eating everyone
1. To make sure no pheons get through the summoning portal
1. To catch the holy water the Catholics are throwing at them
1. One to gather the virgins to sacrifice to keep the portal open
1. To sacrifice the virgins
Yep hail satan.
Edit fine here you go