Okay this is why thats malarky. In the English language, the letter I has multiple sounds, with zero consistent application. One of the reasons English is such a messed up language is because spelling and syntax rules were cobbled from surrounding languages. You have never heard MIDA pronounced. So while you might not be a retard you are an ignorant arrogant trogolodyte to assume you have a grasp on this language, which you clearly do not