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6/22/2015 1:11:59 AM
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How many Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change the bulb.
1 to insist that God would have changed the bulb if it were His will.
1 to blame Atheists for not praying that the lightbulb not go out.
1 to say that Christians shouldn't use light bulbs because they aren't mentioned in the Bible.
1 to forget about the bulb and just insult atheists.
1 to explain why light bulbs prove God.
1 to, when the light comes on, say that it somehow fulfills a biblical prophecy.
1 to say that Christians have changed more light bulbs than atheists.
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9 RepliesHow many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? Zero because they are too busy bashing Christians to actually do something useful with their life.
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No just 1
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I'm insulted. Not because it's offensive but because you tried to make fun of us but it wasn't even funny :/
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Edited by pokepatrick1: 6/24/2015 11:59:47 AMI have to admit, this is actually kind of funny. But you loose points for not saying "let there be light."
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1 ReplyNot very edgy or funny. Below average/10
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That was cringe worthy. Not nearly as good as the democrat one
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1 ReplyHaha.... Not even a debate thread, everyone just went straight to bashing each other.
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4 RepliesWe should seriously just have a religion forum so that every time we see something like this in offtopic we just reply with, "#Religion."
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This is bad
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This is dumb
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I'm bad at math what's the total?
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1 ReplyZero. God created light, there's no need for bulbs.[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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No Castaña!!!
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4 RepliesIt takes 1 Christian. 1 sees the Light, realizes the darkness around them, seeks the Light, the receives the Light and becomes a light.
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6 RepliesJust one because I'll see a light out and go buy a lightbulb and change it. Joke wasn't funny.
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5 RepliesYet another Fondled as a child eh?
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You forgot one to say that the light going out is proof the end days are near!!!
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2 RepliesIf lightbulbs don't exist, how did the neighbour across the road see me nude in the garden the other day? Checkmate Nikola Tesla.
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I'm an atheist.
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This is such a win
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As a Christian I laughed (even though 3 aren't true)
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Microwave it
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I'm Christian and this is funny and somewhat true. 13/10
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Ah, I see what you're doing. I take back what I said in the other thread.
