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Edited by Azhidal: 6/21/2015 1:09:29 AM
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Ok so basicly heres how this works. Tell me a joke/story/whatever and the person who makes me laugh hardest wins. I will PM the code to the winner. The time is 6pm for me right now pst, i will pick a winner in 24hours.

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  • http://bosscade.com/d?r=1OphT7Hxc free codes herw

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  • my grampa says the warmest part of a room is the corner. [spoiler]90 degrees hehe right angles[/spoiler] [spoiler]yeah a math joke wont win.[/spoiler]

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    • There was a Hispanic man, an Asian man, a white man, and a black man standing on top of a mountain. The Hispanic man said "This is for my people!" and jumped off the mountain. The Asian man said "This is for my people!", jumped off the mountain. Black man says "This is for MY people", takes the white man and throws him off the mountain.

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    • My body is ready...

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    • Edited by A Titan: 6/21/2015 6:07:30 AM
      how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb [spoiler]3 one to hold the lightbulb, and 2 to rotate the ladder[/spoiler] how many philosophers does it take to screw in a lightbulb [spoiler]73 1 to screw the lightbulb in and 72 to ask why[/spoiler]

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    • Edited by Taniks! at the disco: 6/21/2015 3:14:01 PM
      1) How many Titans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]3. 2 to smash everything and the other to ask a warlock how to do it[/spoiler] 2) how many warlocks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]None. The Titans smashed everything.... Including all of the lightbulbs[/spoiler] 3) how many hunters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]Its hard to frighin tell when they're all invisible[/spoiler]

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    • I put the std in stud

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    • I'm on ps3, but here's one, Girl- Come back Boy- I'm doing a raid Girl- But I'm Ghallahorny Fireteam- WTF

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      • This didn't happen to me but i was doing the raid with my friend and his aunt comes in the room bitching about my friend drinking her bottled water. And I'm here like "o my god its just a blaming bottle of water quit bitchin about it. She asks my friend were i live and she said she will "punish" me. So anyways my friend had to leave so he could go with his aunt to the gas station to buy her water.

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        • Knock knock...

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          • Heaven has to be like a cross between a Sir-Mix-A-Lot video, and chicken and waffles

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          • Deez nuts

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          • Deez nuts

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