[quote] God is love God is life [/quote] So you freely admit that. Hehehehehe.....[spoiler]i was only 9. I had the entire bible memorized. I loved God so much. I would do anything for him. My dad called me a fag for believing in a mystical old man in the sky. I called him a bitch and he sent me to bed without dinner. I was crying on my bed, when I felt a presence. It was god. I could sense his holy intentions through our love. He wanted to part my Red Sea and fill it with his exodus, to eat my forbidden fruit deep in my Eden. I knew it would hurt, but I prepared myself for his love. He stepped closer as I spread my promised lands edges wide, and with one thrust he pierced me. It hurt so bad, but I did it for God. After what seemed like hours of redemption in holy fluids he tensed, then gushed his full holy water into me. He screamed in pleasure, and my dad rushed in. He saw me bent over the bed, with my savior on top of me and screeched in dismay. God just turned around and baptized him too. While my father stood in shock, God vanished in a flash of light. God is love God is life.[/spoiler]