*Waits for customers* [spoiler][b][i]Menu;[/i][/b] Tea Water Wine Root beer Some Juice Liquid Chi Liquid Gold Lava (Only one serving per customer) Oil Root Bear Desticle Soup (Very, Very strong and bitter) Pasta Cheese Fish What Some Bar food Beer (Beer) Various Grilled Food Cheese Free Lenny (Sauce/Drink that helps you stay/get sexier) (Now Edible!) Desticle hunting license Steak [b]Bacon![/b] [b]Bacon mugs![/b] ([url=http://www.dailyfork.com/Bacon-Mug.jpg]Large[/url] and [url=http://anotherjennifer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baconcoffeecup.png]small[/url]) Some chicken strips Mozzarella Pizza (All kinds) Crota with a side of cheese Aetheon with some onion rings Malk (whatever the hell it is....) Milk (fresh) Chuck Norris punch in a can Cooooookkkkiiiies A battery Can of smartass [/spoiler][spoiler]Employees; [url=http://media2.giphy.com/media/iETzS2LkivZrq/200w.gif]human24[/url] - Guy that takes your hat N7Sentinel60 (Banned by a ninja apparently)- bouncer pikit1337 - Janitor Charizard - either the server or chef spiderPig12746 - Sexually identifies as a spoon ShadowZealot11 - gramer proficent gard OspreyAssault - Security TKA xXRaiderXx - [quote]guy that uses really cheesy pickup lines to every person in here.[/quote] Marty McFly - [quote]I'm the guy that sits at the end of the bar mumbling about his breakup.[/quote] Meerkatjames - Money thie- I mean counter... Powers 637 - replacement bouncer Shadow Red92 - takes your car to our luxury parking lot Beautiful Hunter - urinal pooper[/spoiler] [spoiler]Edit; >~> stahp keeping this alive, it's been months... I think.... ...I only know the last edit which was 6/10/15 so.... If you all want to run it yourselves so bad then just PM me when you need OP changes....[/spoiler]