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Edited by The Deputy:
7/22/2015 10:36:57 PM
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You catch me in bed with your daughter. What do?
"P-Please, I can explain!"
[spoiler][b]ITT:
HAHA LEAVE
HAHA YOU'RE FUUCKING AIR BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A DAUGHTER
HAHA I'D JOIN YOU AND FUUCK MY DAUGHTER
HAHA I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
HAHA YOU'RE FUUCKING MY SON
HAHA MY DAUGHTER'S YOUNG AND YOU'RE A PEDO[/b]
Get creative, fgts[/spoiler]
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#Offtopic
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2 RepliesDoing your ... Son?
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That spoiler is great.
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2 RepliesEdited by Novice o7o7o7: 7/23/2015 12:20:29 AMJoke's on you, that's your mom.
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I'm 15 don't have a daughter and I have a 8 year old sister so...
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Haha she's only my stepdaughter
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"Honey go to your moms room and tell her you had a 'nightmare'." *as she exits I remove my pants* "Bend over and touch your toes then I'll show you where the wild goose goes."
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*Join him* PROVE YOUR BETTER
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Me: Don't go too hard tonight. I have to sleep too.
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Are you a five year old child playing hide and seek? If so I can hear your giggles coming from my daughters bed. Coming ready or not ( said the vicar etc)
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1 ReplyI do to you, what you did to her.
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2 RepliesI can't even began to think of something clever because your spoiler made me laugh way too hard.
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shoot you in the dick with my 12 gauge, then high five you for getting some ass, then say, I hope it was worth becoming a woman for lol
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1 ReplyMake eye contact with you as you finish....
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2 RepliesIf I had one ... I would pick you up and throw you out of my house still naked and make you walk home then burn your clothes and ground my daughter for a few months... Then later she invites you over for dinner and I make things awkward and I'll be really rude until I finally see you become a man then I know that you will never hurt her cause if you do... I'll kill you.
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1 ReplyDinkleberg...
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Good luck I'm a virgin
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I don't have any kids yet so ha
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Make you look me in the eyes as you finish so I can see your vinegar strokes.
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4 RepliesCan I join?
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Eat a banana
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Wait how did I get a daughter?
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1 ReplyWonder to myself how I got a daughter
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[b]Threesome?[/b] [spoiler]Incest is wincest[/spoiler]
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-blam!- her right in the pussy
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Ask why your trying to have sex with an empty bed.
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1 ReplyI wonder how I got a daughter.
