"P-Please, I can explain!"
[spoiler][b]ITT:
HAHA LEAVE
HAHA YOU'RE FUUCKING AIR BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A DAUGHTER
HAHA I'D JOIN YOU AND FUUCK MY DAUGHTER
HAHA I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
HAHA YOU'RE FUUCKING MY SON
HAHA MY DAUGHTER'S YOUNG AND YOU'RE A PEDO[/b]
Get creative, fgts[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesI didn't know my daughter was a lesbian
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How old is she and how old are you. I wouldn't do the same stuff I would do to an adult to a kid
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1 ReplyGive you a fist bump. In the face. With a chair.
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*grabs phone. punches in numbers. rings* "Hi, is this Chuck Norris? Yeah there's some boy in my house fuking my daughter, teach him something please? See you soon."
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Apologise because I clearly have a problem with learning to -blam!-ing knock.
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"Geet thuh shotgun, Ma. This here yung feller done proposed. We's havin' a weddin' tuhnight!"
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Punch you in the face
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WHY ARE YOU BANGING THE ABORTED FETUS?
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Stab you and then stab you again
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There wouldn't be a chance. I would raise mine to have standards.
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But I have a son
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Tell the neighbours someone is watching a really loud slasher flick and to ignore the screams coming from our daughters bedroom. It's not my wife removing an idiots genitalia with a butter knife .... honest.
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Id wonder when I had a daughter.
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Id wonder where a daughter came from
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Call cops and invite them to orgy
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Speak of the devil, and he shall appear... [spoiler]With a fully-loaded Guillotine Gun...[/spoiler]
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>Film it >Sell it >Profit
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Beat the everliving shit out of you
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Kick you dik so you Kant have kids
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I give it to you long dick style.
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Describe yourself first
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I have a daughter?!?!
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Inb4someonesaystheirdaughterisdead