I can't read. I am so sorry.

What a pile of stupidity. I am sick of these false creationists getting all this attention. This is not creationism.

More of this crap?

Microwave it

[quote]What are your responses to them? Here are the questions if the link is taking too long to load. [quote]1) “Bill Nye, are you influencing the minds of children in a positive way?” 2) “Are you scared of a Divine Creator?” 3) “Is it completely illogical that the Earth was created mature? i.e. trees created with rings … Adam created as an adult ....” 4) “Does not the second law of thermodynamics disprove evolution?” 5) “How do you explain a sunset if their [sic] is no God?” 6) “If the Big Bang Theory is true and taught as science along with evolution, why do the laws of thermodynamics debunk said theories?” 7) “What about noetics?” 8) “Where do you derive objective meaning in life?” 9) “If God did not create everything, how did the first single-celled organism originate? By chance?” 10) “I believe in the Big Bang Theory … God said it and BANG it happened.” 11) “Why do evolutionists/secularists/humanists/non-God believing people reject the idea of their [sic] being a Creator God but embrace the concept of intelligent design from aliens or other extra-terrestrial sources?” 12) “There is no in between … the only one found has been Lucy and there are only a few pieces of the hundreds necessary for an 'official proof’.” 13) “Does metamorphosis help support evolution?” 14) “If Evolution is a theory (like creationism or the Bible) why then is Evolution taught as a fact.” 15) “Because science is 'theory'–not testable, observable, nor repeatable, why do you object to creationism or intelligent design being taught in school?” 16) “What mechanism has science discovered that evidences an increase of genetic information seen in any genetic mutation or evolutionary process?” 17) “What purpose do you think you are here for if you don’t believe in salvation?” 18) “Why have we found only 1 ‘Lucy,’ when we have found more than 1 of everything else?” 19) “Can you believe in ‘the big bang’ without 'faith'”? 20) “How can you look at the world and not believe someone created/thought of it? It’s amazing!!!” 21) “Relating to the big bang theory … Where did the exploding star come from?” 22) “If we came from monkeys then why are there still monkeys?”[/quote][/quote] 1. I'm Bill Nye? 2. We should strive to remove fear from our lives. 3. Sufficiently advanced technology could achieve it, though perhaps with some philosophical implications. 4. It's been a long time. 5. Reality dictates. 6. It's been a long time. 7. Reality dictates mind dictates reality. Or perhaps separation exists? Does it really matter? 8. Can a definition be both correct and wrong? Fluid? Static? Does this dictate? 9. If it must be, could it have not been? 10. 7. 11. Does all of reality follow a whim? 12. Is it the destination? 13. Does change need change? 14. Can labels be so errantly defined? 15. 14. 11. 16. Can a thought be realized? How long can truth remain behind a veil? 17. Does the act which allows it necessitate it? 18. Et tu, singular? 19. Belief and faith. Humans are human. 20. What is more beautiful than the mysterious unknown? 21. The brightest star in the night sky pales in comparison. 22. Trees. Majestic, yes?

How was your alleged deity created? How would you prove that? Why do you accept it with absolutely no proof? Science is questions that may never be answered.

Bump

Number 17: the crane fly (misquote hawk) lives only to breed. And dies immediately after. What were they created for? To cover the ceiling and walls of my porch with their dead bodies?

Somebody kill me.

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