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Edited by Unknown:
6/16/2015 2:22:43 AM
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Why can't hunters and warlocks Shoulder Charge?
Because they can't Lift...
Edit 1: Its funny how many hunters and warlocks are crying because they don't even [u]Lift.[/u]
Edit 2: Please try not too sound to irritated because you feel that need to get even with me.
Edit 3: Over 250 replies. Keep it up, you [u]Blinkers.[/u]
Edit 4: Holy Shit, Already over 500 replies, Man, you Blinkers are [u]Relentless.[/u]
Edit 5: What's wrong, [u]Blinkers[/u]? Can't take the [u]Lifting[/u]?
Edit 6: For those who are [u]Butthurt[/u], My Stats are on PSN. [u]Go Fetch[/u].
Edit 7: Learn [u]How[/u] to take a Lifting joke.
Edit 8: This is getting ridiculous...[u]So[/u] many hunters and warlocks trying Butthurt me by using the old "Titans can't Blink" pun, but its not working. [u]Over 700[/u] replies, just from a simple pun.
Edit 9: Ok, I stopped replying because it really doesn't make a difference of what you kiddo's think. I, on the other hand, did this post for a good old entertainment and [u]#Satire[/u]. We have so many replies and I thought "Blink" was a little overused, just like shoulder charge, but I guess at the end, Its the [u]Player[/u].
Edit 10: I know this has become a [u]Warzone[/u], But Please pipe down and learn how to take a joke. I [u]Know[/u] that I Overused "Butthurt" a tad to much, and I will apologize for the rudeness. Over [u]800[/u] replies.
Edit 11: I changed [u]Most[/u] of the "Butthurt" words to "Blinkers" because its like a friendly way to counter against Blink, while [u]Only[/u] Titans Shoulder Charge and vice versa.
Edit 12: Please let this post [u]DIE[/u]. I had fun arguing and talking about "Shoulder Charge" and "Blink", but it is Now [u]Over[/u].
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2 RepliesRead the whole thing if you do start reading at all. From an objective point of view, Titans SHOULD have Blink. The Blink corresponds to the [i]jump/lift[/i] elements and so the absence of Blink in Titans can not be justified by the presence of Shoulder Charge. The substitutes or corresponding elements for the Shoulder Charge in the Hunters' and Warlocks' lineup are the Blink Strike and the Energy Drain. Blink however, is available for Hunters and Warlocks along with their unique [i]lifts/jumps[/i]. So it might be considered unfair for the Titans not to have Blink. However, subjectively speaking, Blink does not suit the Titans' subclass buildup or their physical form. Every Titan subclass, including the new one, describes the Titan as a straight-up, blunt force war machine. So a Titan Blinking doesn't make much sense.
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Do your eyes hurt cause I noticed you can't blink (I don't use blink I main gunslinger)
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Because warlocks and hunters blink [spoiler]that is all[/spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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8 RepliesHunters would dislocate their frail shoulders [spoiler]they are only strong enough to hold hand cannons[/spoiler] Warlocks would trip over their dresses, I mean robes
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1 ReplyWhat's the last thing to go through a hunters mind before they die? [spoiler]my knee.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhy cant Ttitans self res and go invisible?
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Edited by Dardex: 6/23/2015 1:50:02 AMNot over
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1 ReplyTitans get shoulder rush, you guys get damage over time in your subclasses, bonus health off of a melee that hasn't killed anyone yet, and ranged supers
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Why can't titans blink? [spoiler]you're all scrubs[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI have [u]Posted[/u] Edit 12. Read it and GTFO.
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It must suck to be a Titan your eyes would hurt cuz you guys can't blink [spoiler]"get it"[/spoiler]
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I laughed more than I should have... Hahaha
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They're not as bulky as a Titan. They're so little! Can you imagine a little hunter shoulder charging you? It would be like a tickle! Anyway, Titans can't blink, so there. Can you imagine a titan blinking at you? That would be terrifying.
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Why cant Titans Blink and Go Invisible
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1 ReplyWarlocks don't run, they actually are skipping. You cant execute such a powerful move prancing around.
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"Do you even lift?" - Titan, to Hunter and Warlock at the gym.
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Triple jump is best jump, and of course (bones of eao)
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2 RepliesIf a warlock and a titan had a boxing match it would be a slaughter. The warlock would just blow him away with solar wind over and over, and not give him time to shoulder charge. I find it funny how titans are so centered around being punchy boxer characters, but the "wimpy nerds" of Destiny would always beat them in hand to hand combat.
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I may not lift much...... but at least I can blink [spoiler]god that was terrible[/spoiler]
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Because they're not gay
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Lmao you can't even say a joke on the forums without getting flamed in the process.
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It just doesn't make since with the character style.
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F=MV my friend. We Warlocks lack the mass to do adequate damage.
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Because they aren't titans..
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Why can't Titan blink
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2 RepliesI don't understand why people are offended? Why don't Titans blink? Because all of their kills don't require them to ever open their eyes to begin with.
