Well, Pop, it goes like-a-thisa: a group of guys go to Mars and find an object called the Traveler that is really big. They find out it has magical abilities, and they are like, "Dude wow, it turned Venus into a miracle planet, man!" Then it comes to Earth and helps us make amazing technology. It's, like, the best time the world has ever seen! They call it the Golden Age. Then one day we figure out the Traveler has a bunch of bad guys that are after it! They call themselves the Darkness. There are robots, wizard zombies, androids, pirates and space turtles. They take over the galaxy and defeat the good guys. Then one day a little robot called a Dinklebot comes and revives me from the dead so that I can save the universe. Then we get to the Tower, which is the only safe place left ON EARTH!! Then after exploring earth for a while, you go to the Moon where you find this dead guy. You then find out the wizard zombies are KILLING the TRAVELER. Of course, you stop them. Then you go to Venus where the Robots are and you find a weird droid that doesn't have time to explain why it can't explain what you want to know. You than figure out that to save the Traveler, you have to go to this blue Queen of some weird asteroid belt to find some other place. When you get there, they tell you that you have to get the eye of the lord of a robot teleporter. When you get it, they tell you where the next place you have to go is to get to this other place called the Black Garden which is where the robots come from. When you get there, you charge an eye which you took from the dead robot Gatelord. After you do that, you get to the Black Garden. You fight your way to the middle of it, where the robot heart is. You fight off three robots that where covered with stone and you destroy the heart of the garden! Yes! No more worms, Dad! Then you go back to the Tower where it's leader is very happy because of what you did. Then you meet the unexplainable stranger again and she gives you her weapon, which is really crappy, Dad. And that is how it goes!