This is the ballad of a Tree. One day Mr. Tree spawned of a Crucible map A Hunter came up and stabbed him by accident. Environmentalist activists sued the Hunter for everything he had. They took him and hanged him from his feet and cut his head off. Then they cut his body in half and danced on it. Then they blew up all the chemical planets left on Earth (with the innocent humans still inside), then destroyed the Tower and the Traveler. Then they destroyed all means of transportation. Then they said, "IT IS UNFAIR TO HARM NATURE! LIFE IS PRECIOUS!" Satisfied, they walked away on a beautiful path of bodies into the sunset of the Undying Lands. [i][b]The End[/b][/i] The moral kids: environmentalist activists are The Darkness.