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5/28/2015 8:04:55 PM
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Shhh Fulgrim
*Jay opens the blinds of a window and peeks outside*
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*You see the army beginning to put up several tampon cannons. One notices you and begins yelling at the others*
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Edited by Trejo444: 5/28/2015 8:14:11 PMOH FÜUUUUUCK! *yells Jay as he and fulgrim dive for cover as an explosion rocks the whole store* *Jay and fulgrim cough Stumbling to their feet* *Jay falls to his knees as a tear falls down his cheek, the 12-pack was crushed under rubble* Sleep well sweet prince. . . *Says Jay as he is tentatively touching the amber liquor flowing from underneath the rubble*
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*fulgrim disappears* *comes back with wigs and makeup* [i]ten minutes later[/i] *fulgrim and jay attempt to ride away on scooters dressed as slutty twat-mongers*
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*Shadow sees you as you ride by her* "Hey!!! There they are!!!" *The tampon army turns and chases you, as some begin to load up into the tanks again*
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Here we go again! *Yells Jay as he throws off the wig* You'll never take me alive! *Jay screams as he pulls a wheelie* *the army with shadow give chase, and Jay leads them in figure 8's through the city as the song above plays*
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*The army splits in two, and one half heads moves to cut you off as the rest follow you*
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*Jay screeches to a halt, he is surrounded* Fulgrim? *he is nowhere to be seen, and the frenzied woman surround him* It's time. . . *he puts on a helmet and flips the visor down, He revs the engine*
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*The tampon tank's turrets swivel at you, and begin to charge up* "You have no escape!!!!"
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*Jay floors it and the world moves in slow motion as the adrenaline pumps, the song above plays* FOR MMMEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!! *He charges wielding a wizard stick made up of duck taped Budweiser cans pointed at the tanks like a lance*
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*The tanks fire, sending tampon missiles flying at you as you charge. The ranks of tampon warriors in front of you hold out tampon lances, waiting to impale you*
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*Jay jumps off the scooter and over the line of women as it crashes into the nearest tank exploding* *As he is flying through the air he draws his katana, below him is shadow he will cut the head off the snake, then the body will die* SHHHAAADDDOOOWWWWW!!! *Screamed Jay closing in*
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*She laughs and draws her tampon-sword* "JAY!!!!!" [spoiler]I'm dying.... This is so friking awesome.[/spoiler]
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*His katana came down full force on shadows sword creating a shockwave sending the lesser woman around flying away in a tornado of raw energy* I will avenge my twelve pack! *Said Jay as he leaned harder on his sword, sending sparks flying from the swords colliding*
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"And you think we will just let you walk away?!?" *Shadow leans harder on her sword*
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*they both push harder on their swords until they glance off each other, Jays shockwave destroys a nearby starbucks, while shadows destroys the rest of the bass pro shop* *They both back up from each other* It that all you got? *Mocked Jay as he put two hands on his katana and the blade began to glow a violent Red*
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*Shadow suddenly pulls out a pink tampon-chainsaw-sword and it revs to life* "Hiiiiiyyyyyaaaaa!!!!!!" *She jumps at you, swinging for your midsection* [spoiler]Sorry about the wait.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]all good Real life calls sometimes lol[/spoiler] *Jay dodges back the chainsaw centimeters away from touching his precious family jewels* Whoa! whoa! WHOA! *He shadowsteps back while firing his revolver, but she dodges* But i know your weakness! *Jay says holding up the latest issue of "cosmo" holding a lighter under it*
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Edited by TwiggierTiger22: 5/30/2015 8:48:15 PM*I laugh* "Already read it. Besides, magazines don't burn easily!!!!" *I jump up, high into the sky* "Misitillne!!! KICK!!!!" *I dive back down, flipping head over heels to land the chainsaw on your head* [spoiler]Name the Anime I'm trying to reference.....[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]i don't know \(;-;)/[/spoiler] *Jay roars, and and explosion of dark electricity knocks the chainsaw from her hands* HAH!! *He laughs. . . .just as her foot makes contact with his head*
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*Jay has the unhappiest look on his face* This fücking blows *he mumbles angrily*
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[spoiler]teeheee[/spoiler]
