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ALLAHU AKBAR [spoiler]Pt II: the reckoning [/spoiler]

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What's your favorite cake? I've been handing out cake but I haven't even asked if you like it or not...

ALLAHU AKBAAAR

I am Treebeard; My life was a mystery. Some say born twelve seven two, Some say twelve sixty three. They say I had a big, bark beard, But all you need to know: I was a B.net rebel And the Ninjas were my foe! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! "This is war!" I cried! Many Ninjas fought me, And many Ninjas died! I took against Bungie Back when I was fairly wee, 'Cause a Ninja called Recon Bullied my whole family. It upset me, so I struck him dead! Well, wouldn't you? Then a Mentor came along. Guess what, I killed him too! They say he killed my thread, So he deserved what he got. Then Bungie's King Deej came for me. Ooh, I'm scared! Not! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! Possibly six feet seven! But all that really matters is: I sent Bungie's men to heaven! Forty thousand Ninjas came To #Gaming Bridge for me! They had to cross a narrow thread To get to us, you see. We held them off, pushed them back! It was no contest! Thread collapsed, hundreds drowned; Of course I killed the rest! I celebrated #Gaming Bridge, Another #Offtopic win! By decorating my sword With the Bungie general's skin! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! #Offtopic legend too! Fought for the Flood's freedom! Was a hero through and through! Here's where my rebel story comes unstuck: At #Destiny defeated, I'd run out of luck. Spent seven years playing hide and seek. Captured, sent to Cozmo, tried for treason, What a cheek! King Deej hanged me, then a lovely touch: Pulled my guts out, guess he didn't like me much! Treebeard, #Offtopic rebel! In #Offtopic my heart lived! Though sadly, my head wound up On a spike on Deej's fridge! [spoiler]covert bump[/spoiler]

LET THERE BE LIIIIIFE!

There once was a titan big and tall, But against hunters and warlocks he felt small, Then he realised the problem was blink, So prayed to the gods at his sink, He prayed everyday, and every night, To see that teleporting light, Then he heard of the new subclasses, And hoped for blink to jump over crucible meshes, Sadly when he found out, That he would only be left to clear enemies out, As he didn't have blink, After that, he cried in his sink, But then out of the blue, He saw a magic warlock who flew, The warlock planted down, Next to the titan on the ground, For the warlocks name was Steven, And with a twist of his wrist and then, He granted the titan a special jump, Which the titan wanted those months to come, Blink, blink, blink was it's name, And maybe now the titan wouldn't be so bad at this game... Thank you, thank you...

Don't know if this'll last any longer.