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5/27/2015 12:20:29 AM
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Girlfriend pranked me on Friday into thinking we are going to have sex. Never happened.
Then she broke up with me on Sunday..
Such a fun weekend!
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That just sounds like an excuse to get drunk as hell and bang some rando to me. It blows getting broken up with but then months go by of you feeling sorry and you realize it wasn't worth it if they could do that to you. Best to just bang as many sluts as you can until you've filled the hole in your heart
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Yes!!
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If you get laid in the next week I'm taking credit for it. As you're pounding her relentlessly from behind I hope you smack her ass, kiss two fingers, put em in the sky and whisper "this is for you flesh twinkie"
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She denied me ...
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Totally gonna do that if it happens:3
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I'll bet you have more hours logged into destiny then with your EXgirlfriend......
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You bet
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Now you can have strange. Strange is always better.
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At least u had trials
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Dude that blows. At least you didn't have her lie and say her mom made her and find out that she was cheating on you.
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Dude damn
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Yeah lol
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Sorry to hear it mate, my gf broke up with me when I sank into depression and anxiety. Because leaving a person to deal with that shit alone totally helps.
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Damn dude that blows.
