I can't keep it because my family has too many Japanese sea monsters. It is a little tentacle monster that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it some Asians, and we are getting it some food. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
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Give it a virgin and while it's -blam!- her videotape it. The monster will become your friend because it always has trouble holding a camera.