I can't keep it because my family has too many 8 story tall crustaceans from the proterozoic era. It is a Loch Ness monster that we think somebody dumped at our house. I've been petting it and got it about $3.50, and we are getting another $3.50. What else should I do? Nobody has came looking for it yet.
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fossilise it
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Need about tree fiddy
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That's Crawmerax, fool! Kill it for loots!!!
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Whip out your Power Morpher, call on Megazord, go to town.
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There were no crustaceans in the protozoic. Someone is pulling a fast one on you.
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One last ride for porch day!!!!!
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Kill that bitch and cook it up
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1 Reply...I suppose you could just melt it with jet fuel.
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Tactical Porch inbound