Petra: Here take this guardian.
Guardian: WTF is this.... a taser.... what am i supposed to do with this thing.
Petra: Its not a taser it is a pistol
Guardian: NO its a -blam!-ing taser this isn't going to do a damn thing to any fallen other then just piss them off even more this is bullshit Petra ive been out there getting shot at, blown up, punched, stabbed, and all you -blam!-ing give me is a taser REALLY.
Petra: let me show you how it works.
Guardian: what are you doing why are you pointing it at me.
Petra: You said its just a taser so what do you have to worry about.
Guardian: Fine do it i bet you all my glimmer and all my guns nothing will happen to me.
Several shots fired Guardian down.
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Edited by GameBroJeremy: 5/21/2015 11:28:01 AMI use to been a guardian like you, until I got shot in the knee by Petra...
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