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5/20/2015 8:05:04 AM
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MY way to kill Crota
So, it has come to my understanding that our ghosts can spawn a guardian ship out of nowhere. To defeat Crota, why don't we just duct tape the sword to the front of a ship (provided by our ghosts) and crash it into Crota? I think that's the easiest way to kill Crota. We can also crash the other player's ships into him to break his shields.
If this wasn't a game, we could get really creative on how to kill enemy gods.
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#Offtopic
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2 RepliesWHY ARE YOU ALL SO MEAN IT WAS A JOKE XD
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I think it's really adorable how all of these desticles ITT want to be like real Floodians. Kids, I was there when we invented the phrase desticle. I personally coined the term #density. You're not a Floodian unless you've been here since the Reach days, so sto harassing this guy who is really just like the rest of you.
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Crota is irrelevant
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#destiny
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Crota is in a -blam!-ing hole in the -blam!-ground, -blam!- head. -blam!- you.
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1 ReplyPREPARE TO BURN DESTICLE!
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Stop right there, kid. I'm a Desticle Hunter. Come with me, now.
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What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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This might be ridiculously hilarious if I was a desticle But I'm not so...GTFO or something...
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and -blam!- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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Not sure if op is b8 Or being a full on desticle
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[spoiler][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][quote][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Topics/0/Default/None/Destiny#]desticle[/url][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler]
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What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.
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Best way to kill Crota is [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler][/spoiler][spoiler][b][i][u][url=http://www.example.com]#destiny M80[/url][/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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1. If they do that when I kill Crota I would scream ALLAHU AKBAR every time 2. #destiny
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This sort of thread is very much in the wrong subforum for such a discussion. The best place for this thread would be in #Destiny, [i]far away from the people in #Offtopic.[/i] Moving a thread can be done through a simple edit, how exactly depends on which device you use to access the Bungie.net forums.
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4 RepliesEdited by Apollo: 5/20/2015 9:00:50 AMPlease somebody post that gif of the dude kicking the other dude into #destiny
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1 ReplyOr.. Why don't we tape your desticle ass to a ship and send you into space without a helmet?
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Maybe you should just [spoiler]#Destiny[/spoiler]
