Cause i dont have ballerhorn and my parents scold me every night. They scream at me and tell me "WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER!" Every night i tell them the same thing, "Mommy, Daddy i don't know why but i just don't like ballerhorn i just really like my no land beyond." Then at school, all the popular kids who all have dozens of ballerhorns because their parents earn them for them beat me up. They say i will never be able to join their raid teams even though i am a level 32. Every day I pray to rnjesus to save me, to finally give me a ballerhorn, but all i ever get is no land beyonds and ascendent material. But now i have finally discovered my destiny. I must train with my no land beyonds until i become the very best, like no one ever was. With your help, i will travel across the reef, searching far and wide. To catch the wolves is my true test, to kill them is my call. I must be allowed to explore the reef and practice quick scoping noob dregs with my no land beyond. With your help, i can become one of the most powerful guardians in the galaxy, but i am unable to purchase the DLC because all my money has gone towards my training. All i need now is the code and once i have the power from beyond, i will always remember you, the one who made it all possible. So what do you say will you help me unlock the untapped potential of this universe?