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*is surrounded by soldiers* *lead soldier* State your business.
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Uhh.. I just was bored and decided to come in? Do you people sell tacos?
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*soldier* *sighs* No. Sorry.
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Okay. Anyway I hope you don't mind me being here.
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*soldier* Stay off the base, please. Trying to keep it limited.
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No u.
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God dammit you crazy gardener.
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Anyway I'm staying here. *Sits down and eats taco*
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*sighs*
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Your obviously fine with me being here. *Sets up tent and start fire*
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Don't make me send attack dogs out here...
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Nah. *Sets up multiple turrets and builds taco shop* I'm staying.
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I could just order an airstrike or artillery fire on your position...
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Now tell me, why would you do that?
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Trespassing on restricted territory.
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Right.. But..
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No buts. You leave or you get bombed back to the stone age.
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Fine.. *Leaves*