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Edited by epicone365:
6/6/2015 2:19:25 PM
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What do you think the average Australian is like
There are many stereotypes out there that suggest we are nothing but hillbillies with strange British accents. Mostly correct. But, I put it to you, random Bnet user, what do you think of Aussies?
Edit 1; We constantly ride kangaroos and shoot guns and sacrifice our newborns to dingos.
#satire
Edit 2; Bonus points to anyone who can guess our Prime Minister's name. And it is not Ned Kelly.
Edit 3; Thanks to whoever bumped this, I would also like to take a moment to tell you all that you are probably high. It's "The world is flat!" this and "Australia's not even a continent" that.
English
#Offtopic
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Like the average American minus the guns
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My mom thinks that most of them are like crocodile Dundee
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all Australians are actually kangaroos in very convincing human suits.
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Fat and lazy
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1 ReplyWats that mate?! A crocodile in your house?!
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2 Replieswe're -blam!-in rad, mate. tony is a bloody knob
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Personally, the few Australians I've met were badass lol. Seriously.
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All I can think of is aggressive wildlife so that's enough for me not to want to visit.
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Ello m8
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1 ReplyThe guys that ruined borderlands
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1 ReplyHi mate Kangaroo! Oh and don't forget koala [spoiler]that's all i can think of[/spoiler]
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Drop Bears are real and Vegemite is basically Nutella... Trolololol Jk, idk what Aussi's are really like, cause I haven't met any... But since I'm going to Melbourne soon, I guess I'll find out.
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This is why it kills me to be Aussi
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1 ReplyKeith Urban is your prime minister
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3 RepliesFosters.
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2 RepliesYou all drink Fosters.
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1 ReplyFacts. Only country to successfully commit genoicde (git gud germany) We pay black people to be black National dish is a Parma (not a parmy you new south welsh uneducated f[i]u[/i]ckwit) There are strongly defined lines upon which determines whether you follow Footy or Rugby, and whether you drink Draught, Boags, Thooeys, Coopers or XXXX Kangaroos are in fact everywhere and are indeed edible We happily accept all migrants who do not arrive by boat
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1 ReplyThe amount of stereotypes is just adding to my loss of faith in humanity
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Like a normal person with an accent.
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A bushmaster
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2 RepliesDiet: Fosters, barbecued Shrimp and anything else they can hunt. Language: mostly "G'day mate" "pommie bahstad" and "Sheila, throw another shrimp on the Barbie!" weaponry: most guns, but mostly fond of Large Knives. Fashion: Cork Hat, Desert tan shirt, Socks and Sandals, Board Shorts. attitude towards life: "as long as there's shrimp on the Barbie and corks on me hat, it's all good mate!"
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3 RepliesBut ur not allowed to have guns tho
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4 RepliesI've watched Home and Away and Neighbours. I know most Australians are good looking blondes that like to surf. And an old chubby bloke called Alf lives there.
