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Edited by Lord Fried: 5/30/2015 12:27:02 PM
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What if the enemies in Destiny had their own forum??

I can just see it... "Fatebringer OP plz nerf!" "Stun lock is hacking!!" "HoS14 blinds too much!" thralls - "weight of darkness need buff" dreg - "I earned my shock pistol" I violated the Code of Conduct and was met with Stealth Vandal justice. EDIT: so much gold in here, keep it up!!

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  • Edited by A Fallen Splicer: 7/21/2015 4:17:33 PM
    Looking to do Hard 34 Tower raid, must be a 34 Hallowed Wizard or 34 Hallowed Knight with Maxed Boomer cannons, must have experience. First Part: There will be 10 Guardians with Arc supers waiting for us, Wizards must distract them while Knights attack Rahool immediately, or else we will get "Drop that Purple" debuff where we will die. One knight must grab the Purple Ball Relic (must have experience with it) and use it to suck up all the Super energy from the Guardians and everyone else will finish them off, remember to watch out for Banshee and some Guardians with Gjallahorn. Second Part: The Crucible Handler and Quartermaster will be waiting, Lord Shaxx can only be damaged by the relic holder when his shields are down, Knights and wizards must take out Lord Shaxx's shield by damaging the Quartermaster. When their both are dead, prepare for tens of Guardians flooding in with Solar supers. Third Part: Rahool will come back to life and Xur is on his side and a Sunbreakers Titan, the titan will have a debuff called "Burn Brighter" which will slowly kill all of us, everyone focus their Boomers and Darkness Blast on the Titan and kill him before 1 minute. Xur will then give Rahool an exotic called "The Cryptarch's Troll" which will change our weapons to Hive Shredder. Kill Rahool and then chase Xur. Fourth Part: Xur is in the Vanguard Room, the Titan Vanguard is a Sunbreakers, Hunter Gunslinger and Warlock Sunsinger. Xur will give them exotics based on their lore (Warlock gets Invective, Titan is random which will be either Dregs Promise, Queenbreakers Bow or Lord of Wolves, Hunter is Last Word or Thorn) Kill the Hunter before he gets his Super or else he will kill us, after he is dead Rahool comes in with the debuff "Revenge of the Trollarch" where he will revive one fallen Vanguard leader so get him quickly. After you kill Rahool kill the Hunter then Titan, save the Warlock for lat or else she will self res an get all her teammates. When they are all dead, one of us must corrupt Xur with the Purple ball after that he will give us 2 exotic weapons and 1 armor exotics. To be COUNTINUED.....

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    • Time's Vengeance too op plz nerf. Nerf Gjallarhorn! Ice Breaker regens ammo too fast! Nerf recharge rate! Valid Ta'aurc goes on strike: Guardians don't like him. Value states, "I'm not going to do a job that no one appreciates, for no money! At least Crota gets BJs from Omniwhore and Ir Yüt." Nerf Gjallarhorn! I met SmoggyPluto and lived! Nerf the Aegis! The Templar needs more shields! The abyss needs to not have lamps! Who cares if you can see the many orgies or not! Nerf Gjallarhorn! These f***ing oracles need to learn how to do their jobs! Skolas for Kell of Kells 2016! Randall the Vandal? Myth or reality? Nerf Gjallarhorn! The Fallen need their own Crucible! I earned my Line Rifle! Level 69 Templar need 2 for tower raid, Rahool checkpoint. That f***ing Gjallarhorn killed my Pilot Servitor! @theexclusionzone. Feeling the love of farming. Met Randall the Vandal AMA. There would be just as many Gjallarhorn posts, just as many pointless AMAs, same amount of Randall the Vandal and SmoggyPluto posts.

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      • "Please nerf the swordbearer time limit" -Crota

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      • Nerf the Titan helmet "helmet of Saint-14". my eyes are everytime on fire and my doctor said if this happens more often i need glasses

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      • Grounded Modifier Vandal/Hobgoblin Snipers: Best modifier ever. Stupid bunny-hopping, floofing, flying Guardians think they can just waltz through MY prison?

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      • I am a warlock, ama

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      • Fallen: "Bungie why are you letting the enemies use [b]our[/b] weapons?!"

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        • Edited by KneelBeforeFish: 8/16/2015 8:06:00 PM
          Holy shc*t, the enemy forums are probably saltier than our forums that Xur sold Gjallarhorn.

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          • Maybe that's why the Blades of Crota have stopped spawing. They all quit playing after being killed so much lol.

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            • You guys Xür is comeing back from the weekend break.... i honesly wounder where he goes

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              • Edited by Uncle Evo: 8/9/2015 4:30:12 AM
                Skolas: I'll kick you out from my fire team if you don't have max grimoire!

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                • Plot twist, where do you think the PvE balance changes came from? 'Ghorn is waaaay to OP!' 'Black hammer lets them not even get near us and we are stagger locked the whole time!' 'Shotguns hit way to hard to be fair!' Where else would Bungie get their data.

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                • Oryx is god of the taken But Randal the Vandal would be god of the forums

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                • Subclasses are being introduced in TTK including: Vandal defender shields Phalanx shield cannon Psion cloning And many more!

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                • Bungie pls fix I m tired of being sniped from a rock ~thearchonpriest

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                • Archon in Dock 13: I was one shot by some scrub Guardian using Hawkmoon all the way over in Mothyards! I swear to Sepiks Prime! I went down before Dinklebot could scream "it's in the walls!!".

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                  • Any thrall: PETITION TO REMOVE FIREFLY FROM FATEBRINGER

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                  • Skolas- Buff me plz to be a bullet sponge too many gallys! Variks magazine Today's title - Dismantling mines a lifestyle

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                  • Black hammer and ice breaker are bull shit! All you scrubs sit back like little cowards and snipe my legs! Curse you all!

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                    • Elitist fallen: IF YOU BOUGHT YOUR SCORCH CANNON YOU'RE A SCRUB AND YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T EARN IT LIKE THE REST OF US!

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                    • I don't think they would be any different... "Gally is OP" "Warlocks Op" "Fist of panic is dumb" "Real vets remember _____" "The taken king is just re skinned enemies" It would feel the same I think

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                      • I need a fireteam for hard SmoggyPluto raid. Maxed Scorch cannons or you get booted.

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                        • They pretty much do with all of these AMA things

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                          • Servitor melee is nonexistant! Need huge buff. Fix ur gaem BUNGIE !!!

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                          • When a Phalanx throws me in the air: GET REKT M8! When I hit the incendiary knife on his riot shield and it kills him: M8! THIS THING THAT FASTER99 HAS JUST KILLED ME AND IT WAS ON THE SHIELD, BUNGI PLS NERF HIM ENTIRELY!!!

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                          • Edited by HighFiveGAMER: 8/17/2015 2:41:38 AM
                            FallenCaptain123: OMG Bungie, get rid of Arc weapons TotallyNotSkolas57: nerf the ghorn!! [1 Reply] CrotaFoLife: Yeah, I totally agree! MeleeVandal360: never get rid of Lightswitch! (Snakedude's idea) SeviServitor: WTF Bungie?!?! Brawler to OP!!

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