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Edited by Lord Fried:
5/30/2015 12:27:02 PM
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What if the enemies in Destiny had their own forum??
I can just see it...
"Fatebringer OP plz nerf!"
"Stun lock is hacking!!"
"HoS14 blinds too much!"
thralls - "weight of darkness need buff"
dreg - "I earned my shock pistol"
I violated the Code of Conduct and was met with Stealth Vandal justice.
EDIT: so much gold in here, keep it up!!
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9 RepliesEdited by MildSquirrel: 12/3/2015 12:09:42 AMDreg: I was with four buddies and we all parked our pikes and went for a ether break on Venus and we come back and they're gone Edit Just saw on the news three guardians that killed the archon priest had our piked Edit 2: omg Skolas just liked this post Edit 3: my pike was traded in for a heavy pike they said that guardians will never steal this one (its parked in a cave) Edit 4: my new pike was stolen at the ember caves and was used for killing some wolf fallen I got it back and I will check the dashboard cam Edit 5: the teabagging so much teabagging in the footage
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14 RepliesEdited by CheeseSando: 5/30/2015 2:08:15 PM"Fix xur's selection, it's the worst I've ever seen." -XxXurlyHeaded[b]F[/b]uck69xX "Please make The Cryptarch give out more greens on legendaries." - Rahoolio85 "Could we have another week of arc damage skolas? I'm asking for a friend." -Skolawesomness "Doesn't anyone remember the original purple ball that guardians kicked around?" - Sepiks6 "This game is so easy, checkout my K.D" -VandomRandalism "These god damned lag switchers need to be stopped." -Crotal_Recall "OMG the Mythoclast drops for everyone but me." -AtheonAtheoff
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Edited by Sick_Like_This: 10/16/2015 6:47:01 AMThis is for The new taken enemies. And I'm going to display them as enemies but with their abilities being supers and then being in the Taken crucible. Minotaur: Ok lets just get straight to it, why do captains get a bug that lets them shoot an unlimited amount of Shadowshots that also blinds me and slows aswell, oh and don't get me started on them stealing blink from us, like are you serious, like this has been a problem from day one and they still have it in TTK update. Like come on oryx please fix and ban all those cheating captains.. From your loyal minotaur - Warlock. Captain: Haha all of these scrub minotaurs complaining about me being able to spam my Shadowshot, haha it isn't my fault that its in the game, its Oryx's fault, I'm just playing the game I paid for how I want to play it, you cant tell me that i can't, oh and if I get banned you'll be hearing from my lawyer Taniks, he needed a house so he finally got a job.... From your spamming captain - Hunter Knight: Oh My Oryx, Why is it when Taken Banner comes around the captains have to abuse their super I mean come on all I get is a shield and some flames and their over there throwing shit at me across the Oryxdamn map all game, I mean I might be able to take some damage but come Oryx these captains are to powerful please nerf.... From your loyal Knight - Titan Captain: Oh don't get me started you guys had that bug where you usei your shield and use the flames at the same time and no one could even do any damage it was bullshit. Knight: Its nowhere near as bad as yours and ours got patched a couple days afterwards, way faster than yours. Minotaur: Hey what about me I need a.... Knight: [b]SHUT UP[/b], this is none of your business now how about you go crawl in that timegate where you belong. Captain: Yeah shut up you dirty minotaur, and no one stole shit from you, I knew blink ever since I was born, you can't tell me shit. Minotaurs: But last week you guys were siding with us against the Knights needing a nerf, what happened, I mean you guys could even get ba..... Knight: Now, now come here you little minotaur piece of shit(Knight aggressively grabs the minotaur in a headlock and whispers in his ear and tells him, Sshhhhhh ssshhh shhh, Theirs no need to remind him of their sanity, hehehehahahaHAHAHAHAHA..... now, now they will all get banned in due time.) Captain: I don't care what you guys say anymore I'm going back to the Taken Banner and, wait what... I can't log in To Destiny Servers... Wait what the -blam!-. (Captain Mumbles while reading, you have been banned for cheating in Destiny.) Wait WHAT, oh oh this is the last straw Oryx I'm so tired of this shit, oh we get a exploit and I get banned for it, but the Knights get one And they don't. I am so done with Destiny, see you -blam!-ers later. Knight: (The knight exhales with relief and let goes of the minotaur.) well now how hard was that? Minotaur: Wait but this isn't right I mean even though he shouldn't of done it, its not his faul....... Knight: (Knight punches Minotaur in the face and says) Now now, you don't wanna end up like the Captains do you? Minotaur: No, but.... Knight: Shut up and listen, we run things on the Taken crucible now the Captains had their turn, they tried to stop us and nerf now many flames we can throw down, now look at them now... ( The Knight laughs diabolically) Hahaha, you actually think that bug for the Captains was there on accident, no we put it there, now if you know what's good for you, you'd keep your mouth shut. Minotaur: Wait you can't get away with this. Knight: Silly minotaur, can't you see we already have. Haha hahaha, now then, lets see what I can do with that new crit spot of yours. Minotaur: No no no, no, NOOOOOOO. Knight: ahh now then, it seems we're on good terms now right minotaur? (The minotaur cowers in corner crying for Oryx to save him, but their seems to be no hope and he replies with Ye, ye. Ye. ye, yes sir.) Well then I think that's good enough.
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Warlocks keep pushing off atheon help
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Hive: Why did those -blam!- guardians have to wake us up
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1 ReplyDo you think they also have their own Xur? But he is made from the light and all angelic rather than Cthulhu
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Thrall: bungie...why do I get blinded by some of those titan bubbles but not others. Plz fix!
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I'm a girl psion and all the male Cabal harass me. Why?
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5 RepliesLevel 34 tower raid 34 hive boomers ONLY must be hallowed and have experience NO thralls
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12 RepliesDreg:MY PIKE!!!!! Vandal: My pike is ruined, The Archon is gonna make me pay for it I HAVE NO MONEY WHAT CAN I DO! -In a TV salesman voice- Tired of your pike getting lost,Stolen or even Destroyed? Dreg:Yas Vandal:Totaly scrub Then YOU are in luck, With Elinski State Pike Insurance, We got you covered We can buy you a pike Repair your pike And even RECOVER your stolen pike (and let you kill the guardian thief) Get a free quote that is ABSOLUTELY FREE! Insurance starts at 25 glimmer a month Got no money? Then we cover you for FREE And we are even cheaper than Prime Auto insurance and those other guys Call 555-2457-PIKE For a free quote and how to insure your pike today Elinski State Pike we Insure so you don't have too
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How do we know they don't?
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Taken master race!
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Why are there so little psions on these forums were still usefull!!!!
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Please make Taniks sell Scorch Cannon! It should be required for Raids!
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Hunters take a nap and they vanish wtf bungie? Nerf titans, they are fat and fast? Wtf logic is that nerf! For some stupid reason I always have to kill a warlock twice!? Stupid game I quit
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"Nerf blood bound!" Is what they'll be saying lol
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1 Reply"Lmao, this bladedancer came in the other day with his arc blade trying to kill me. It tickled so I laughed and stomped on him." - every boss in the game.
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Dreg buff plz bungie dregs take more skill we have shock pistol and no muscles. Vandals have 4 arms plz nerf. Give me wire rifle or I quit
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We do...
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Edited by Ye_S_gamer: 10/12/2015 12:21:46 PM"Decrease the size of my weak spot"-Oryx "Give me more health and weapons that do real damage."-Shadow of Oryx
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43 RepliesEdited by CaptainMericah: 8/9/2015 4:42:15 AMSign if you agree this makes the Top 10 Destiny Threads edit: still getting signatures 3 moths later, awesome! (5/29) (8/9)
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1 ReplyCaptain:" 500 hours played and still no scorch cannon!!!!!" Where have I heard that before:/
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Bump for good health
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4 RepliesEdited by Zachtoplasm: 10/3/2015 1:36:20 PMNeed 4 to avenge commander and destroy Dreadnaught core plz add ValusTlu'urn or ValusMa'aul
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Edited by LRobinson801: 10/5/2015 10:02:05 PM#TorturedCaptainMasterRace
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1 ReplyThis needs a bump
