He's the one and only God eh? So naturally all the other Gods that had/ have holy texts, that had/have thousands of followers and believers, are all fake? When you look at how easily you dismiss other religions, surely you can't '100%' believe that you must have found the right one? After all, that's what the followers of all the other religions believe, and they're all wrong aren't they?
And I hate to break it to you but your rapture isn't coming
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The cornerstone for Christianity and what it stands for lies on Jesus and his resurrection, not on a text. I've heard many Christians openly admit that if someone could provide the body of Jesus, then Christianity would collapse as a whole.
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The only reason you know about any of that is a text.
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My new religion predicts that Ook, the first cavewoman, will be reincarnated to bring humanity back to its roots before the pollution of industry, when the skies were blue and life was simpler. Until we find her body, you can't prove that my religion is false. In fact, since my religion had zero followers yesterday and one today, it has (1-0)/0 % growth. That is, my religion is growing infinitely fast, and is therefore the most popular, so clearly the right one. The Abrahamic faiths cannot be right, since according to extrapolation of my data, by tomorrow, they'd be saving fewer people than mine. Assuming a single, benevolent deity dictates which religion is correct, she would choose mine, since that'll get the most people into the heaven of their choosing. P.S. My new religion does not predict a rapture: only the rapturous pleasure of preagricultural society. Sorry, your "100% certain rapture" has just been canceled like season one of Firefly. :( I miss Firefly. Bring back Firefly on some other channel, Obi-Whedon-Kenobi. You're my only hope.
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...that was awesome. I think...im saved. Omg it feelz amaze! Thank you Ook! Im saved!
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[quote]He's the one and only God eh? So naturally all the other Gods that had/ have holy texts, that had/have thousands of followers and believers, are all fake? When you look at how easily you dismiss other religions, surely you can't '100%' believe that you must have found the right one? After all, that's what the followers of all the other religions believe, and they're all wrong aren't they? And I hate to break it to you but your rapture isn't coming[/quote]