I'm married so I'm use to getting excited and not getting it. Lol
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Perhaps less time spent playing destiny?
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Ok this comment just made my morning so much better being as im fixing to take finals
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Find another wife. Sex isn't the be all and end all (ha ha) but its important.
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Do the dishes and cook dinner bro. Works every time.
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This is great advice...nothing makes my wife more "excited".
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Ahhh Reality is so funny :D
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Ha! xD
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Lolololol
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Hahahahahahahaha
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I too, know the pain that is blueballs! Stay strong, brother!
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Rawr us married brothers all know the feeling of blueballs
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Lol...you mean sex right?
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Can't get anything past this guy haha
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Lol bump
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Edited by Arashi Sora: 5/14/2015 9:05:41 AMHey, at least in situations like that, you can somewhat take care of things yourself. I can't somewhat make this patch come out. I'd love to be able to get the parts of it I really want out of, but not quite the whole experience. But in the end, i'd still be unsatisfied with the experience as a whole, compared to what i'm used to. [spoiler]Yep. I'm taking this analogy a little too far. I'm done now.[/spoiler]
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*Sad but true fist bump*
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I can agree there. Two marriages have only gave me patience.
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Edited by nychuss: 5/14/2015 11:41:12 AMSo are they like sister wives
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Not at all. First was a bit insane. The second is like me, we are getting old and it happens when it happens.
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And time?
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I was waiting for that. But with the second, I do have time. She plays Destiny when I work, I play after. Then we sleep. And that is it. And yes, I already tried bringing her asprin and when she says her head doesn't hurt , I say "Good, let's do it."
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Sex helps get rid of headaches....scientifically proven....releases her natural painkillers
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Well this is interesting. Going to pull up a few sites on it and forward it to her.
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I'm so doing that also