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Make me a sandwich.
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get out
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Catcha on the flip side ╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞
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That you have herpes, HIV and gonorrea
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How much do I owe u again?
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I just impregnated you with the anti-christ
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"Wasn't as tight as I expected"
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This is much better than my dog.
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And that's how I got my hamster pregnant
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Were did I put my dick into?
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So uh who's -blam!- and why have you been asking here to come over here
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Babe the condom broke
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I gota go drop the cosbies at the pool now, ah yeah.
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I couldn't feel it.
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"So, whats your name sweety.;)
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I didn't pullout.....
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" your sister was a better lay"
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Edited by Pillow Dropper: 7/5/2015 8:33:55 PMHow do you like your eggs?
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12 RepliesKeep the change, you filthy animal.
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So what's for dinner
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I've had better
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1 Reply[b] [/b]
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(The song come on Eileen comes on)
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"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )"
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Your sister lasted longer
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So... do I just pay you?