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Edited by Rob the Thrall:
5/12/2015 10:40:23 PM
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If you found a Fallen toddler in a fallen ketch
You find a fallen baby
Dreg? Captain? Archon? Vandal?
What do you do?
You have just finished slaughtering the final
house boss, every fallen in the Ketch is dead. You look for treasures and loot to take back to the city and sell to Rahool and showcase for you children/wives at home. You hear cute screams coming from a room which has a crib and inside contains a fallen baby of some sort, what do you do?
Edit:1 since so many of you asked for a fallen-issued thread... Here it is. This is made for RandalTheVandal and Greg the Dreg. If some of the replies made you laugh [quote][/quote]make sure to like the thread so others can experience laughter in their hard days.
Edit:2 please state which creature of the fallen you like:
to brun alive with sparrow fuel/meat shield/wear as wardrobe
Edit:3 I wonder what fallen meat tastes like?
EDIT4: PLEASE LOOK OUT FOR astralouroboros's short story, he's a gifted writer who wrote stories on both the Hive thread and here, give him some love.
~~~~~~> https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/121045639/0/0/1
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Edited by Ewais_King: 8/13/2015 2:23:14 PMGally to the face
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I would pick up the fallen toddler and I would say to his mother that her toddler has just fallen over. He seems OK but please keep a closer eye on her toddler because she will regret it if he falls again and hurts himself.
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Blow its brains out with my fatebringer! Filthy fallen no matter what age are just as nasty as xbox players! Bring on the responses filth!
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Save the child who will one day bring peace and fufill the prophecy
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"Not all fallen are lost, yes?"
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Let it roam about the tower and see what happens
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Raise the 1st fallen warlock that would rule all the other races with impunity
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Find the nearest source of Ether and continually feed it until it becomes the biggest Fallen ever. And it's my pet.
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Lay it down gently Ride my sparrow off a safe distance away Wait til gjallahorn tracking beeps Shoot gjallahorn
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2 RepliesI thought all fallen were the same, just in different stages of development
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Kill it slowly. I still want to shoot variks shady ass I don't trust him
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Edited by TehW3apon: 8/13/2015 4:44:38 AMI'd bring the infant to Varricks and have him raise the child and would check in on him/her from time to time and then train him/her to fight when he/she was old enough. I would be honest from the very beginning letting the child know what happened to his/her family and that I was responsible. Eventually the child would be allowed to choose joining its own kind knowing it would be an enemy of mine from that moment forward or joining in the defense of The Last City/Reef. I just became a father 3 months ago so I can honestly say I don't care what kind of child I would find in this hypothetical situation I would care for it one way or another. A child is born completely innocent and harmless. When I look at my son and think of some of the things people do to children or read a story in the news about a child being harmed I just hug my son as close to me as I can and promise him that if anyone ever tries to harm him that I will rip their -blam!-ing arms off.
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1 ReplyTake my revenge.
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I'd raise it to be a good archon captain. If it ever finds out the truth, I'll make it suffer the same fate that it's parents did.
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GET IN MY BELLY!
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I'd kick it off the side and name it 'Fallen'.
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If you take it in.. it will only learn the truth eventually and come for you. All the lies told and it constantly asking about why it is different. The only thing you can do is end it. Be thorough if you're going to kill everything.
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Kill them ded gaurdion yyyyeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss
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22 RepliesEdited by DieHardPenguin: 8/10/2015 6:01:43 PMId teach it to light flaming bags of shit and throw them at new monarchy and FWC. Oh yeah abd raise it as a hunter guardian.
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Adopt it.
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1 ReplyRaise it, and show it the ways of a titan, only then when it finally reaches its prime, I will hand him his sword. The same sword his father wielded, his true father. I will ask him to fight me and he will ask " why ". And I will simply reply " cause there is no honor in killing children ". Only then, he will realize why I brought him here, to the same ship I fought his father and his crew. "Your kind has killed my kind, the same way mine has killed yours". I draw my sword. " I avenged my family that night I killed your father and his bloodthirsty crew ". " The question is, will you avenge yours ". My fallen son looks at me with anger and sorrow. Now there's only one way this can end. You decide.
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Watch 2012 Nikita, that's what I would do.
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Wipe my a$$ with em
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1 ReplyRaise it and feed it ether to make it the strongest vandall. It defeats a kell and becomes a kell. Defeats all kells and becomes kell of kells. Becomes my army that I use to take control of the reef and the earth. Becomes king and uses vex technology to defeat the hive to extinction. Learns from remnant hive how to use taken powers. Capture cabal warships and destroy the main cabal planet. The Galaxy is mine and no one can stop me
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1 ReplyLet Variks raise him. He seems like he'd be a good father.
