Bill Clinton stuck his dick in a toaster and gave it herpes.
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3 RepliesJohn F. Kennedy found transformers on the moon.
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Nixon faked the moon landing on Venus.
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Andrew Jackson evaded 2 assassination attempts.
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The $10,000 bill contains every president up to that point. They are having a party. Jimmy Carter is passed out on the couch. [spoiler][i]That name again is Mr. Plow[/i][/spoiler]
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Story of my life.