"[u]Face-to-face-Smash-Your-Face-in-Intimidation[/u]": Cabal. They're bigger than you. And they have really huge guns.
"[u]Wouldn't want to meet in a dark ally[/u]": Hive. Especially Thrall, with their eyeless heads, grabby little claws, and unholy shrieks.
"[u]Scary in concept but actually kind of mundane[/u]": Vex. Their ontological weapons only work in the Vault of Glass and the whole "are we a Vex simulation?" thing just seems silly. Admittedly, yes, they're all teleporting terminators, but the Cabal have them beat in the practical shoot-you-in-the-face factor.
"[u]10/10 would drink space rum with[/u]": The Fallen. They're not all bad, and most of them are about the the same size as you. Would totally sit in a space tavern and sing star shanties with them before going off to plunder booty and make scrubs walk the space-plank.
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but the fallen figured out a way to manifest oracles power in the outside world. they are evil geniuses!
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[quote]"[u]Face-to-face-Smash-Your-Face-in-Intimidation[/u]": Cabal. They're bigger than you. And they have really huge guns. "[u]Wouldn't want to meet in a dark ally[/u]": Hive. Especially Thrall, with their eyeless heads, grabby little claws, and unholy shrieks. "[u]Scary in concept but actually kind of mundane[/u]": Vex. Their ontological weapons only work in the Vault of Glass and the whole "are we a Vex simulation?" thing just seems silly. Admittedly, yes, they're all teleporting terminators, but the Cabal have them beat in the practical shoot-you-in-the-face factor. "[u]10/10 would drink space rum with[/u]": The Fallen. They're not all bad, and most of them are about the the same size as you. Would totally sit in a space tavern and sing star shanties with them before going off to plunder booty and make scrubs walk the space-plank.[/quote]
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"Make scrubs walk the space plank" omg hahahahaha
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[quote]" "[u]10/10 would drink space rum with[/u]": The Fallen. They're not all bad, and most of them are about the the same size as you. Would totally sit in a space tavern and sing star shanties with them before going off to plunder booty and make scrubs walk the space-plank.[/quote] I love you for this Hahahahahaha
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Awesome post! Space shanty lol!!!
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What kind of booty we talking about plundering >.>
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The Queen's booty, of course!