For many years, my family has searched for a sacred relic of great value. Fable alone dares utter the tales of its mighty power; myth and legend surround it; time itself has forgotten it. Many if my ancestors died in pursuit of this object. Generations upon generations have studied its mythical powers. Yet still we search. I seek for the Horn of the Gods. No, not the Gjallarhorn: those silly Nordic peons you call "gods" were so limited in their power. This Horn has the power to remake reality to the will of its user: he who bellows through it speaks through the mouthpiece of gods! If you have acquired such an object, or a clue towards its location, I would be willing to pay you handsomely...