I used to think that kids pop out of moms "tummy's".
[b]Edit:[/b] Do shut up. This is an old thread lol and people are still replying!
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That a magic man sits in the sky and watches you all the time, judges your thoughts and condemns you on them, and above all else worships sacrifice (particularly human sacrifice).
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Edited by Spookas Vilkas : 6/3/2015 5:24:42 PMSanta Claus and that Fallout 4 was coming [spoiler]Holy crap Fallout 4 is actually coming [/spoiler] [spoiler]Your move Valve [/spoiler]
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The bible
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That I could get a free cat or dog when it was raining cats and dogs.
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My mother loved me
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Babys come out the butt. [spoiler]Ayy lmao[/spoiler]
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My parents told me that the red blinking light on top of a radio tower near our house was "the red eyed monster" and would eat me if I was bad but would give me ice cream if I was good.
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I thought all my pee was stored in my balls
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Edited by Glowhoo Enthusiast: 5/29/2015 1:25:11 AMI thought that if you let go a a balloon it would float up into space and keep rising until it hits the point of a and pops. I also thought you got girls pregnant by kissing them.
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That clouds were birds. Didn't realize it until I was 4
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When i grew up i would turn black
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I used to believe in a magic sky man who knew everything and could do anything he wanted, he would punish people who did wrong by throwing them into a lake of fire forever and ever! But he loves everyone and to prove it he commuted suicide to himself to forgive us for our mistakes then came back from the dead to show us he died for us then he flew off into the sunset!!!
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I used to think my penis was a small tail that was put on backwards
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Santa clause, God, easter bunny, magic you know all that stuff.
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I belived mylee cyrus would not do drugs
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I used to believe cat shit was mega sizes tootsie choclate things and i always thought that was what mom paid for on halloween i asked mom if we could buy a giant bag of cat poop and she looked at me when i picke up a bag on the candy isle. Her face when she thought i ate cat poops.[spoiler]i didnt but i conviced my friend that a huge lump one was real and he ate it.. Chewed for 2 seconds and puked[/spoiler]
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Edited by Barbatos: 5/28/2015 11:57:55 PMSanta Claus Leprechauns The Bible Bigfoot Loch Ness Monster My parents were the smartest people in the world and never wrong.
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My moms weed smell was the dryer lol
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That people lived for the betterment of humanity.
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I used to believe in a god (lowercase for a reason) I used to believe Bigfoot existed.
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I thought sex was laying in a bed with a girl (plus covers)[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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My mum
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I swallowed a tooth biting into a apple then was told a set of teeth would grow in my stomach and eat their way out. As a child this was the most horrifying thing I had ever heard.