I bet I can beat all of you... but I don't think I should say it...
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#Offtopic
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I've seen a mental person walk along a railway platform, turn around, pull his trousers down then shit / squirt (like what cows does) all over the tracks. On a separate occasion I've seen an incontinent drug user washing his shitty underwear with his bare hands, whilst he had some poo on his forehead and neck...p.s. I work on the railway,