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5/7/2015 11:13:28 AM
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Best way to rob a bank?
I want to know what the floods' ideal bank robbery is.
Imagine a big, high-end bank. Big vault, normal security, and in a populated area. How do you rob it?
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3 RepliesPut a sock on your head, have your back to the person at the desk and yell "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG"
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Get really rich and then withdraw all your money from your bank at once.
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1 ReplyYou might as well quit now because you're fücking plundered kiddo
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Watch Fun with Dick and Jane
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1. Open door 2. Shoot everyone 3. Leave without money
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Step one: get gun Step two: enter bank Step three: ????? Step four: profit
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6 RepliesStep one: implant containment team inside of bank as customers. Step two: have second team locate hardwired going to bank that control power and communications. (Telephone, cable, fiber optics) Have them cut said hardwires. Step three: after hardliners are cut containment team breaks cover and controls crowd. Remove all electronic devices and push group into secluded part of building and lock front doors. Step four: have a third team act as a picket mob in front of bank entrance. This will deter people from going in and obscure what is going on inside. Step five: profit Step six: clean up any traces of your presence if possible Do in early or late winter where trench coats and gloves are everyday expected wardrobe. Also something simple such as a fedora and glasses can throw off nervous hostages recognition to the police. Walk to get away car around the corner. People will look out in front for a vehicle first. Left and right down the street next. You are gone by then. Burn everything after use. Spend wisely.
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1 Reply[b]PLOT TWIST[/b] Own the bank, rob the people. Guaranteed profit
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I don't.
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Edited by Miraak: 5/8/2015 1:10:09 AMYou would probably need an ideal team of three for a job such as this, you would all probably need an m4, grenades,radio jamming device, a thermite laser cutter and some plastic explosives and then some blueprints of the bank, then you would send the first person into the bank with a coat on, (m4 is hidden by the coat). He would start making a little bit of commotion and trip on something, while he is doing that the other two would go around back and place the explosives on the wall where the vaults back end is supposed to be. Now comes the tricky part, you'd probably only have about 700 seconds before the cops get there if they are notified so the guy inside has to get up and pull out the gun and shoot the security officers, after that, he'd need to tell everybody to get on the floor like usual and while this is going on you'd need the other two people to have the thermite laser cutter cutting into the vault. The man on the inside would be asking everybody to put their phone in a bag so no one would be called, after that he would need to activists a jamming signal just in case anyone tried to play hero. The two people in the back would have just broken into the vault by now and would have about 60-120 seconds to grab the money and signal the first person, now it gets interesting, the three men need to get into a car an drive it far away and if police are following them kill them or use those special grenades, now they'd need to burn the car to make sure nothing is traceable and they'd need to walk away with the money and act as if nothing ever happens, (probably burry the money until people forget about the robbery and then get together and get a house and live with millions).
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>.> If I told you..... <.< Then my cover would be blown... [spoiler]I would make christians argue with atheists, so everyone would be distracted and that's when I make my move.[/spoiler]
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Take hostages and demand more hostages, or you start killing the hostages. Record and stream the whole thing.
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Play Payday 2 to simulate robbing a bank. Then try it in real life. [spoiler]Results not guaranteed. [/spoiler]
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Ask nicely if you could hold a million dollars. Then run sonic fast.
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Get someone else to do it for you
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1 ReplyWith your dick.
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1 ReplyNice try FBI
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2 RepliesAsk Rockstar, they pretty much know how to do it
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4 RepliesEdited by The64thMarine: 5/7/2015 9:26:16 PMLike these guys. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32225789 Find more websites and articles on this, it took some digging around to find this for you, fellow Floodians. Seriously, check out this recent heist, as far as I'm aware they actually got away with it. Although we don't actually know a clear number, 60-70 boxes of jewellery were taken, each worth up to £2million each. Here's a better article http://www.channel4.com/news/hatton-garden-jewellery-heist-what-we-know-so-far
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Loan to the bank. Charge massive interest.
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2 RepliesWith a gun
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Drag out the vault with 2 dodge chargers like in [i]Fast Five[/i] and haul @$$.
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1 ReplyInside man. The movie not just an inside man lol
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Bumpity bump
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1>get gun 2> steal sperm 3> babies 4> profit
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1.Watch some heist movies/the start if the dark knight for inspiration 2.??? 3.PROFIT!
