There are many ways to cook a thrall, but here, we will learn how to boil.
First you take a live thrall and trap until you are ready to cook. Below are the ingredients you need. You also can use your, these are optional.
Original recipe makes 10 servings
2 heads garlic, unpeeled
5 bay leaves
2 (3 ounce) packages dry Thrall boil
1 tablespoon liquid acolyte and thrall boil seasoning
salt and pepper to taste
3 large oranges, halved
3 large lemons, halved
2 large whole artichokes
15 red potatoes, washed
30 pieces baby corn
2 large onions, sliced
2 (16 ounce) packages mushrooms, cleaned
1/2 pound fresh green beans, trimmed
2 (16 ounce) packages smoked fallen penis, cut into 1/2 inch slices
50 live thralls, rinsed
PREP 30 mins
COOK 1 hr 15 mins
READY IN 1 hr 45 mins
Directions
Fill a very large pot about 1/3 full with water. Add the garlic, bay leaves, dry and liquid thrall boil seasonings, salt, pepper, oranges, lemons, artichokes, and potatoes. Bring to a boil over high heat, then reduce to a simmer, and cook for 20 minutes. (Warlock's radiance can speed up the process. )
Stir in the corn, onions, mushrooms, and green beans; cook 15 minutes more. Stir in the fallen sausage; cook 5 minutes more. Add the thrall, return mixture to boil, then simmer until the thrall shells turn bright red and the tails pull out easily, about 5 minutes. Test for doneness by peeling a thrall. Be sure not to overcook, or thrall will become tough.
Drain well. Serve thrall hot, golden age Louisiana-style , spread over a picnic table covered with newspaper.
Enjoy.
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[b][i][u]NECROBUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!!!![/u][/i][/b]
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"I tried this dish. Taste like chicken." -HD Nightowl46
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Promiscuoubump.
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9 out of 10 guardians recommend it [spoiler]would of been 10/10 but they never saw the invisible Hunter[/spoiler]
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As is, its like butt flavored jerky.lol
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Uru'kai: THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING! Orc: They don't need their legs... Uru'kai: GET BACK SCUM!!!
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Ive heard that the knight are pretty tasty cuz thereslots of muscle u can eat. And the Capitains are excelent cuz their limbs are delicious like chicken wings, especially those with 4 arms xD
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Much more meat on a Cabal and Psions taste like a Chicken Balti
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My grandma use to make this same recipe but she said it's better if you stir and Crotate it for 3 crotations otherwise it comes out cheesing.
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And if you want to give it that exotic kick, add 1 Crux, sliced in 3
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"2 (16 ounce) packages smoked fallen penis, cut into 1/2 inch slices"
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Careful though if you overcook it doesn't taste right
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Sounds like you are cooking for an army. If you want to make it look even fancier, use a silken codex table cloth and some black wax idols to add to the environment of it all.
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Edited by DerekS1776: 5/6/2015 10:32:59 PMI can't wait for the quick fixes like thrall pockets for food on go. Or what about thrall gumbo, thrall bread, thrall soup, thrall gyro, spaghetti with thrall sauce, thrall cream, thrall-wiches, Reese's thrall cups, Hershey's thrall bar, thrall-nese carry out (cooked by authentic thrall-nesians). I can see it now, buy a Thrall-B-Que to cook those baby back thrall ribs. Buy a big @ss smoker and smoke up some thrall jims. Maybe a de-thrall-drater to dehydrate them (might not be necessary considering there condition already) for some thrall jerky. Oh the possibilities. Edit: catching thrall would be calling thrallin, like noodlin cat fish. Just don't get your dick skinners bit off. Edit 2: $hit now that think of it you could be like Emeril Lagasse (sp?) with your thrall cooking show at the tower. You could be Emeril La-Thrallsse.
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What happens if a chosen thrall accidentally falls in?
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My question is the biggest of all time: Will it blend?
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Tastiness confirmed. 10/10 ogres agree.
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How do you stop thrall trying to jump out if pot? And does dropping them in hot preparation cause them to throw off their arms legs and tail as defence mechanism?
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Totally won't give you food poisoning
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Read the recipe wrong. Ended up making crystal meth. Doing 15 year for possession. Thanks OP
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WHY ARE YOU EATING MY THRALL SLAVES? They are meant for labor, NOT TO BE EATEN!
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You forgot the Crux of Crota
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I most certainly will not enjoy