Does he dive into it, Scrooge McDuck style?
Does he set fire to it all as hipster post modern performance art?
Does he spend it on gas to keep that flaming gong burning?
Make me laugh.
Edit: 'hookers and blow', while hilarious, is officially the most unoriginal response. You can do better, guys.
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Bathes in it like a little duckling.
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He spends it drugs and prostitutes and calls shaxx every week saying "you mad bro" hearing the speaker going crazy with excitement in the background screaming* "im in love with the coco!!"
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Edited by Knock: 5/8/2015 3:28:20 PMGoes to the crucible strip club, watching hot awoken go at in wrestling in bikinis. Lord saladman is a sly bastard under all that prestige.
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He is using the money to open a restaurant that only serves salad
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He's using it to turn the traveler into a giant rainbow disco ball filled with skittles.
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Isn't it obvious? Stripers, hos and the gas bill for his flaming portal/gong thing.
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He donates it to a Cabal charity fund for the families who lost their loved ones due to Guardian farmers.
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He buys iron which he then forges into banners.
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He buys loads of salt.
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Two chicks at once
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He uses it to pay the cryptarch to never give people Gjallarhorn from legendary heavy engrams.
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Hes building funds for Destiny 2
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He pays movers to move all his equipment. I don't think he carries that giant iron banner medallion behind him all by himself.
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He pays his rent and taxes. The Speaker has insanely high taxes (property and business) and lease agreements he charges all the vendors. That's why they don't have a lot of gear, their store fronts have crates lying around and Xur, who doesn't pay taxes, keeps moving around.
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Make it rain
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He goes to the reef and throws them at the queen. Glimmer rain.
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Making all dem gold weapons brah
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AIDS research. Not how to cure it. He wants to weaponize it. The fallen may be crafty but they'll never see this one coming
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Lemons. Just lots of lemons.
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Have you ever seen a Lv.26-Lv.31 guardian? They're really sad people. I bet he donates his glimmer to the RNGesus foundation for the special guardian programs.
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Hoes duh!
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I'm more concerned with what he does with all the motes of light we blow for perfect rolls. He could probably create several stars (through nuclear fusion) with the amount he has so far.
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He makes it rain
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Prostitutes. Duh
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Him and Xur are secretly funding the enemies, duh
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He pays Xur so that his exotics will drop in Saladin's Iron Banner, that's how I got Thunderlord last one