Does he dive into it, Scrooge McDuck style?
Does he set fire to it all as hipster post modern performance art?
Does he spend it on gas to keep that flaming gong burning?
Make me laugh.
Edit: 'hookers and blow', while hilarious, is officially the most unoriginal response. You can do better, guys.
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He got 99 problems but glimmer ain't one.
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He forges it into strange coins so he can buy a f-ton of heavy ammo from Xur.
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I heard he is in debt to some mean Cabal Casino owners on Mars and if he doesn't pay up regular, they break something. When there was no Iron Banner last month, he had to sell his body down the docks and that's why he is walking like John Wayne at the moment as most of his customers were Cabal.
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Edited by Thanatos: 5/9/2015 5:16:29 AMPoker with Xūr and Cayde
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High class hookers and champagne
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His glimmer is capped at 25k, he buys his own stuff again and breaks it up for parts so he can get more money.
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I think he secretly hires cabal prostitutes
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Probably shoves them up his pussy cause he won't help a brotha out when he only needs one more win
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Edited by jcptmo8055: 5/9/2015 4:21:25 AMHim and rahool go to the strip club down in the city [i]the vault of ass[/i] and throw glimmer at there favourite part of the club...Crotas end ;)
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He snorts it off the queens ass.
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Ducktales, woohoo.
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Edited by OmniArcher: 5/7/2015 2:01:56 PMHe puts money into vex bonds, as he can get the money sooner due to their time traveling ability. He also invests in the prison of elders, considering how much money they'll make in the coming months [spoiler]jk hookers and blow[/spoiler]
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Shoves it up his arse
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He uses it to bedazzle his armor and guns because he's just [i]fabulous! [/i]
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Why do you think he only works 1ish weeks a month?
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You've seen his gold suit and still wonder where all that glimmer went?
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For just 25 glimmer a day he supports an adopted 3rd world child. Kid can read out of his one good eye now.
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He sprinkles it all over his sweaty nude body while still having his helmet on, residing his lines at a mirror.
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He's using it as start up money for his new healthy food franchises.. "saladins saladbars.. where the food is the only thing getting tossed!"
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Well I mean if we're going with the serious answer they use it to make your guns and armour. Glimmer is literally programmable matter. Get a pile of it run it through a machine and blam one new gun. All you need is the machine and a template file. Now if you want a funnier answer ill tell you one thing, that old fart probably uses it to get his fix for his crippling addiction to pies.
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[b]This is not here to make you laugh, but more of lore. Saladin does not use funds for his own cause. The Iron Banner is an event to train a new era of unstoppable guardians. If Saladin was to use the glimmer for his own uses, he wouldn't be able to fund the event itself (Creating weapons to sell, hosting arenas). So he takes a small portion of the glimmer for other uses such as food and housing, and the other 3/4 goes into funding the event.[/b] [i]TL;DR he doesn't use it for himself that much[/i]
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Funions. A butt-load of funions.
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What do you think Xur does with all the strange coins we give him ? Rub them on his tentacles ?
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He bribes xur to never bring gjally.
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He obviously tosses it off the tower, that's why he closes the door so we can't see him.
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Bathes in it like a little duckling.