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Edited by DomeBullet54:
5/2/2015 6:24:29 AM
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Preferred ass wiping techniques
Standing? Sitting? Crouching? Front to back, back to front? Does someone do it for you? Whats your preferred ass wiping technique?
Just imagine, what if you've been doing it wrong this whole time!
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#Offtopic
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2 Replies1. Don't put down seat 2. Place ass inside bowl and submerge 3. Shit 4. Watch as your logs float to the surface like little brown submarines 5. Flush and let the water clean your ass
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Using ur mom
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Crouching. Wipe forward because medical reasons
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DEEZ NUTZ!!
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I lick myself clean, just like a cat.
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I prefer the crouching tiger, hidden dragon method
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I highly recommend Tugaboos from Rite Aid. Their wipes offer a selection of ingredients: Shea Butter and Aloe or, Green Tea and Cucumber Like wiping your ass with silk, despite the technique.
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This is the first topic I saw after returning to the flood after three or more months
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Eat a roll of toilet paper. Works everytime
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Bruh. Handstand-and-wipe-with-left-foot technique. It's an ancient family tradition.
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You dont
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Edited by Hellbent02: 5/2/2015 9:03:34 AMI let the shit harden like a rock then chisel it off ass
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2 RepliesEdited by Tori baybee: 5/2/2015 8:07:17 AMI lay a road of toilet paper through my house and then do one full circuit of scooting on the track. On my third pass by the toilet I flush away the shit paper and celebrate victory
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wiping?
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This is what offtopic needs
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2 RepliesWith toilet paper.
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Sitting? Dafuq?
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Crouching and using your hands to wipe seems to be the most efficient way
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Sandpaper
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1 ReplyDude.
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On your pillow.
