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I was gonna name him piss head after you, but that seems immature... I know! Buttstalion!
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"Butstalion!!!"
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"If you bring me word of Lilith, I will pay you enough money to build a mansion, made of other, smaller mansions."
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" if you could do me a favor and just off yourself, that'd be great. Thanks pumpkin."
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"I called you an asshole because I thought I'd hung up? ... my bad" "Get back to Moxxi, she has secret exits everywhere! Heh, heh... classic" [b]"I get it, once you've eaten prime rib for free it's hard to go back to suckin' down hamburgers for cash. If you know what I'm talking about. Do you know what I'm talking about? ... Dicks, I'm talkin' about dicks"[/b]
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God These pretzels suck
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Moral is: you're a total bitch
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[spoiler]*kills Roland* "Sup"[/spoiler]
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I don't remember the exact quote, but it was hysterical when he was talking about how he killed a guy with a spoon
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Oh god these pretzels sucks, oh hey buddy how's your day
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"Butt stallion"
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I just got a pony made of diamonds, I think I'll call it butt stallion