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Hey girl, how come your pants aren't purple? [spoiler]because that ass is legendary[/spoiler]
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Why are titans eyes so dry [spoiler]because they can't blink[/spoiler]
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Hey baby, those pants purple? Cause your ass is legendary!! Just heard this today, cracked up!
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DEEJ NUTZ HA GATTI
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I went back and played the story to see what I missed.
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Edited by Warganic: 6/13/2015 11:51:02 PMI was a guardian like you once, then I took a Sparrow to the knee. Apparently, a dreg doesn't always keep its promises. In Old Russia, the RNG rolls you. A Warlock and Hunter walk into a bar, TheTitan at the counter asks for the inevitable....a blinking contest. There are 2 things you can't run from, the Truth and an Arc Blade Hunter. If you're a Titan you really don't have a plan b just a Plan C or No Back Up Plans at all. If your Gjallarhorn is not maxed out, then you don't have Gjallarhorn. You thought what the fallen did to the vex was bad, you should see the bottom of the tower. Thats all I got guys D:
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Got this from Mr. Fruit. The Cryptarch. He is the joke. If you want good Destiny jokes, just look up his "Heard in Destiny" series.
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Joke: Destiny's story Lmao
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Vex dregs Roc n Thrall
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I got a exotic from an engram!! [spoiler]Exotic engram[/spoiler]
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Yo mamma so fat...when she puts on Chatterwhite people think she's the Traveler.
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Who is the community Manager at bungie? [spoiler]Deej Nuts!!!![/spoiler]
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Wife can't cook for shit. [spoiler]Re-Roll[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skeptical Glenn: 5/1/2015 8:30:29 AMWhat do you call a phalanx who starts twerking? [spoiler]Dees Nuts! haha! got you![/spoiler]
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effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
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Something came in the postmaster today. [spoiler]deez nuts[/spoiler]
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Stranger : "The vex. An evil so dark it despises other evil. " Darth Vader : I'm the motherf***er who invented it."
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What does Peter Dinkledge and all ghost have in common? [spoiler]They are both little and light[/spoiler]
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Your mom is so fat that when she puts on chatter white everyone thinks she is the traveler
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I like this one: Can you insert your Hardlight into my Necrochasm? No.
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The joke about not getting gjally is here already. Stop posting it. Please.
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Who's in charge of destiny's servers [spoiler]Baboons[/spoiler]
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Why are Titans the strongest? [spoiler]Because they [b]Lift[/b][/spoiler]
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Remember when video games didn't have content that was cut off and sold as DLC? PepperRidge farm remembers.
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Edited by lobster prime: 5/18/2015 8:01:11 PMHow was the destiny forums become? [spoiler]Deej nuts[/spoiler] [quote]pls don't be mad Deej[/quote] EDIT: Creds to faster99
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After the third date with Eris she showed me her dark below ;)