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Edited by iosappsrock:
5/7/2015 2:33:37 PM
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How do you hide your boners?
Let's be honest guys, it happens to the best of us.
What's your preferred method for hiding that beast when you're out in public.
[spoiler]Boner horror stories also welcome[/spoiler]
EDIT: Holy shit batman! Woke up to 150+ replies. Glad we could all talk about this important issue. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EDIT: Well I'll be damned. 350+ replies about boners. This is literally the best forum ever. Bone on my brothers.
EDIT: [i]"Houston, we have a penis!"[/i] 600 replies, all for boners. Love this forum.
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1 ReplyYou might as well quit now because you're fücking plundered kiddo
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Lmao don't let the lady's enjoy just kidding funny ass question though
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"Is that a boner?" "No, it's a dildo."
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2 RepliesHave [i]you[/i] ever tried hiding a [b]python?[/b]
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I guess you could always finish it off. That's one way to deal with it.
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Well, most of the time I'm sitting (when it happens in public) do I kinda put my elbows on my thighs and one 'slips' and pushed it down between my legs, where it is held captive.
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I stick it in the nearest female available and tell them I'm a gyno... And give free exams???
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I have my genitals point up
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1 ReplyI invented the tuck up in '76
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I don't
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Waist band
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U just cross your arms it works every time
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I prefer to hide mine in a vagina if possible.
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Hide it in my girlfriends clam
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Tie it up against my belly with my belt
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8 RepliesI don't get up from a chair. When I do I make sure it's like less then 50% powered up
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1 ReplyTape it down Or punch it till it goes away
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Hand in pocket/the tuck-away
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Hand in pocket
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I don't.
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I'm always commando, so I just put it down my pants leg.
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I put my hand in my pants push my penis against myself like putting a stick note on a wall and wait for it to go away and do this as fast as u can and i also assassins creed crouch or batman crouch and walk like that
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Edited by Elite-Hunter_17: 5/7/2015 10:14:09 PMTo be honest I just sit and wait for it to gradually go down, while thinking about something/anything else to help speed the process up a bit. I just can't get up and walk around though, it's too awkward... It's kind of weird talking about this though lol.
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I hide it behind my lightsaber
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In your mum lololololol
